Patent Absurdities Research Subjects

Patent Absurdities Research Subjects is a single player action game. It was developed by wetdryvac and was released on January 29, 2026.

Kid, if you're gonna have a lifelong project, maybe don't let it be something like this. CAUTION: The crass wrongness contained herein, unmodified, is a product of its time.     Once upon a time, deep in the woods, there lived a very confused child. They had rather a lot of time on their hands, and, thinking it a good thing, wrote poems, articles, and other suchlike. Every now and then, deep in …