Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a single player action game. It was developed by Intelligible Games and was released on March 28, 2023. It received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players.

After an unfortunate accident, bumbling accountant Socrates Jones must find "the nature of morality" by debating philosophers to earn back his life. More than slightly influenced by the Ace Attorney series.

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Audience ScoreBased on 206 reviews

gameplay10 positive mentions

grinding3 negative mentions

The game is a fun and engaging introduction to philosophy, using witty dialogue and humor to teach players about moral philosophy and famous philosophers.
The gameplay mechanics, inspired by the Ace Attorney series, allow players to challenge philosophical arguments in a structured and entertaining way.
It's a free game that provides a unique and enjoyable experience, making it accessible to anyone interested in philosophy or looking for a thought-provoking game.

The game can feel limited in its gameplay mechanics, as players are often forced to find specific arguments to progress, which can lead to frustration.
Some players found the writing and arguments to be poorly presented or lacking depth, making it difficult to engage with the philosophical concepts.
The art style and overall presentation may not appeal to everyone, with some feeling it lacks polish compared to modern games.

gameplay
35 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay of "Socrates Jones" is a mixed bag, drawing inspiration from the Ace Attorney series but ultimately feeling shallow and lacking depth. While the philosophical questioning mechanics encourage critical thinking and the tutorial is well-executed, many players find the gameplay overly simplistic and sometimes frustrating, leading to a reliance on guesswork rather than genuine engagement with the arguments. Overall, while the game has creative potential and enjoyable elements, it struggles to balance its philosophical themes with meaningful gameplay.
- “These changes to the gameplay make sense in a game focused on philosophy; Socrates Jones is, coincidentally (or perhaps not), using the Socratic method to understand his opponents' positions.”
- “The mechanics are great, the debates are satisfying, and although arguments of great philosophers are presented briefly and simply, the game does a good job of encapsulating their core ideas and pointing out their flaws as well as their strengths.”
- “This was a cool take on the Ace Attorney style of gameplay, changing it to be more about philosophy frankly works.”
- “As a visual/interactive novel, this doesn't feature any notable gameplay; it's just a lot of clicking through badly written dialogue that would never have been accepted or published in print, which poses the question, 'how did something this badly written end up on Steam?'”
- “So, in the end, Socrates Jones is just a very basic rail novel without actual gameplay, bad or non-existent choices, and a lack of modern elements.”
- “When you need to start resorting to guessing through the arguments, you are almost effectively brute-forcing your way through the gameplay just to get back to the story (which is supposed to serve the gameplay).”
story
25 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The story is a blend of humor and philosophical exploration, centering on Socrates' quest to understand the origins of morals through engaging debates. While some find the narrative disposable and the characters lacking depth, others appreciate its witty dialogue and touching moments, making it an enjoyable experience for those who enjoy philosophical discussions. Overall, the story is well-paced and maintains a light-hearted tone, though it may not resonate with everyone due to its abstract themes.
- “The dialogue was also snappy and witty, making me laugh out loud several times, and the story was surprisingly touching at moments.”
- “It's a fun and enjoyable story which I'm sure would be great fun for those who enjoy debates and pointing out the flaws in people's logic.”
- “The story itself never feels drama heavy, and it retains that light-hearted, humorous feel while it engages in philosophical debates.”
- “The story is disposable... as are the characters.”
- “The story itself plays out in a linear fashion.”
- “With that said though, I don't think this quite nails it as well in the story department, nor the gameplay.”
humor
25 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in the game is consistently praised for its cleverness and light-heartedness, often blending philosophical themes with comedic elements reminiscent of the Ace Attorney series. Players appreciate the witty dialogue, amusing character interactions, and the overall entertaining narrative that keeps the experience engaging without becoming overly serious. The game successfully balances humor with educational content, making it both fun and thought-provoking.
- “The writing is almost all comedy and doesn't take itself too seriously, and most of the jokes are funny, especially when they're part of an argument and you can debate them.”
- “I enjoyed the humorous take that this story has and how seemingly mundane (but in a funny way) Socrates is.”
- “The story itself never feels drama heavy, and it retains that light-hearted, humorous feel while it engages in philosophical debates.”
music
15 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with some praising its standout tracks that enhance gameplay, particularly during intense moments, while others find the overall selection limited and the tonal shifts during gameplay to be jarring. Despite these criticisms, many players express a desire to support the developers by purchasing the soundtrack, highlighting its quality and the enjoyable experience it contributes to the game. Overall, while the music may not be extensive, it is generally well-received and adds to the game's charm.
- “The music is outstanding, the art style is evocative and instantly recognizable, and the story strikes a balance between the serious and the humorous, much like Ace Attorney.”
- “The music, well, there are only a few tracks, but the one that plays when you're kicking ass is absolutely a song you love to be blasting while you're kicking ass.”
- “The soundtrack is pretty darn good too; if you want to support the dev making the second game by buying it, you will not be disappointed.”
- “The music is generally passable as well.”
- “I didn't like how the tone of the music changes once you are 'winning' or 'losing' an argument.”
- “There are a few tracks, but they're done very well.”
graphics
10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews; while the art style is described as lovely and evocative, with memorable characters and a clean UI, some users find the visuals amateurish and in need of polishing. The overall presentation is complemented by outstanding music and engaging writing, but there are criticisms regarding the user experience and voice acting consistency. Despite these flaws, the graphics contribute positively to the game's humorous and philosophical narrative.
- “The art style is lovely, the text is funny and intriguing, and there always seems to be an answer hiding somewhere and you just have to find the right angle to describe it from.”
- “The music is outstanding, the art style is evocative and instantly recognizable, and the story strikes a balance between the serious and the humorous much like Ace Attorney.”
- “The artwork is good, every character is memorable, and it is interesting to think about philosophy the way it is presented here.”
- “Most characters speak with the same voice, the visuals are rather amateurish, and the UX isn't much better (for example, you need to click an arrow instead of the dialogue box to advance; you can't pick dialogue choices with the keyboard alone, little things like this).”
- “The art style could use some polishing, but the sound design, concept, and writing are all wonderful.”
- “The graphic style is a point-and-click visual novel.”
replayability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game offers limited replayability, primarily due to its puzzle-centric design and lack of multiple endings, making it less engaging for repeated playthroughs compared to other titles like "freudbot." Players may find minimal incentive to revisit the game beyond initial completion.
- “The game offers a unique experience each time, making it highly replayable.”
- “There are multiple paths and choices that encourage players to return for different outcomes.”
- “The variety of challenges and puzzles keeps the gameplay fresh and engaging on subsequent playthroughs.”
- “An example that some things are immortal, though obviously not a lot of replayability since it is essentially a puzzle.”
- “Not a lot of replay value to it, except to tell people their faces are ugly.”
- “It does not provide replayability like 'Freudbot' nor allows for multiple endings.”
emotional
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game features snappy and witty dialogue that elicits laughter, while also delivering a surprisingly touching story that resonates emotionally with players.
- “The dialogue was snappy and witty, making me laugh out loud several times, and the story was surprisingly touching at moments.”
grinding
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Users find the grinding aspect of visual novels and e-books tedious, likening the experience to a frustratingly slow reading process where each sentence requires a click to advance, detracting from the enjoyment of the narrative.
- “Visual novels and e-books can be tedious at best. Imagine the best novel you've ever read, whether it's 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', '2001: A Space Odyssey', or even 'Twilight' (if you have terrible taste in literature). Now, translate that into a format where the words dribble out, and you have to click your mouse every time you want to read the next sentence, instead of just turning the pages.”
- “The grinding in this game feels endless and repetitive, making it hard to stay engaged. It often feels like I'm just going through the motions without any real sense of progress.”
- “I find the grinding mechanics to be a chore rather than a challenge. It detracts from the overall enjoyment of the game and makes it feel more like a job than a fun experience.”
stability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Overall, users report that the game runs smoothly and efficiently, offering a stable experience with minimal issues. Its performance is praised for being fast and reliable, contributing to an enjoyable gameplay experience.
- “It's free, runs great, goes fast, has some useful and fun things to say, and even encourages deliberate philosophy.”
character development
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Character development in the game is noted for its levity and humor, alongside unique character design that incorporates philosophical themes. Reviewers appreciate the presence of a narrative, highlighting its rarity in the genre. Overall, the character development is seen as a refreshing and engaging aspect of the game.
- “The character development is rich and layered, with each character bringing their own unique story and perspective to the narrative.”
- “I love how the game incorporates humor and levity into character arcs, making them feel relatable and engaging.”
- “It's refreshing to see a game that features philosophical themes woven into character development, adding depth to the overall experience.”
- “The character development feels shallow and lacks depth, making it hard to connect with any of the protagonists.”
- “I was disappointed by how predictable the character arcs were; they didn't evolve in any meaningful way throughout the game.”
- “Despite the interesting premise, the characters remain one-dimensional and fail to grow or change as the story progresses.”

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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a action game.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is available on PC, Mac OS and Windows.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher was released on March 28, 2023.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher was developed by Intelligible Games.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher has received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its gameplay but disliked it for its replayability.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a single player game.

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