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My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?! is a single player strategy game.
Welcome to your new favorite computer virus. You've installed something you shouldn't have. Now, your desktop has been hijacked by a sentient, dangerously smug malware girl. She has a game for you: a card-flipping deckbuilder where the only rule is Push Your Luck. GAMBLE EVERY FILE. TRUST NO CARD. The Ultimate Push-Your-Luck Loop: Read the board, track the odds, and deduce where the bad card…





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My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?! is a strategy game.
My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?! is available on PC and Windows.
My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?! was developed by The Seppuku Commission.
My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?! is a single player game.
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