Court of Goons

It's hard being at court: the Queen keeps shouting at you for spilling paint on her marble floors, the crocodiles in the moat keep trying to eat you when you feed them, and the king across the dark forest keeps sending thieves to steal the golden roses. You do, however, have little choice in the matter, so when the Queen calls for her goons you answer and obey.  How you answer and obey, though, is…