YEET EARTH AT THE SUN

You are an awesome god... but not a very benevolent god -  not when Homo insapiens are really making things quite unbearable. It's time to put them and their planet out of their misery once and for all. Gather resources, mix them up, and chuck them at the Earth to cause massive earthquakes and mile-high tsunamis... but do try to rescue as many of the most wise & intelligent beings as you can: larg…