What a Shitty Job

I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work! Winter is here, and it's even harder to survive in the workplace. Are the seemingly friendly colleagues actually plotting against me? Are the leaders and bosses making unreasonable demands every day? Do I have to take on a lot of work with a meager salary? I don't want to go to work!!! I don't want to go to work a…