Weasel Presents: Terrorists!

John SomeGuyWithAPistol, Ethnically-ambiguous terrorists have seized control of your favorite Doom and/or Heretic WAD file and have issued a set of nonsensical demands. We're certainly not planning on paying, releasing, or... doing whatever the hell it is they want, and sending the whole Army after them is a waste of our considerable defense budget, so we're sending You in, alone, to do your shoot…