Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

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Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children is a single player action game. It was developed by Crankage Games and was released on October 26, 2018. It received positive reviews from players.

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a …

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88%

Audience ScoreBased on 113 reviews

humor78 positive mentions

replayability3 negative mentions

The game features hilarious and crude humor that appeals to those with a foul sense of humor, making it a fun experience for adults.
Despite its short length, the game offers multiple endings and replayability, providing good value for its price.
The art style and character design are well-executed, contributing to the overall charm and enjoyment of the game.

The game is very short, with a playtime of about an hour, which may leave some players wanting more content.
The text scrolling is slow and lacks a skip option, making the gameplay feel tedious at times.
The story is linear and lacks depth, relying heavily on humor that may not resonate with all players.

humor
79 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
99%
4%
The humor in this game is predominantly crude and dark, appealing to those with a foul sense of humor, and often eliciting genuine laughter from players. While some found the jokes hit-or-miss, many appreciated the irreverent dialogue and adult themes, making it a standout in the genre for those who enjoy edgy comedy. Overall, it offers a mix of humor styles, ensuring that there is something for everyone, though its short length may leave some wanting more.
- “The plot's surprisingly good with lots of dark jokes and adult humor, sarcasm, the whole shebang that may not be right for some but can be quite hilarious to others.”
- “The humor is on point, and the characters are an interesting bunch, that's for sure.”
- “Absolutely hilarious game, loved it from beginning to end, can't wait to play the rest of the series, the man that created this game is a legend.”
- “Not funny, not interesting, nothing at all.”
- “The humor falls flat and feels forced.”
- “I expected laughs, but instead got cringes.”
story
42 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
31%
62%
7%
The game's story is a humorous, albeit short, narrative that relies heavily on quirky dialogue and comedic elements, often described as a mix of satire and absurdity. While some players found it entertaining and amusing, others criticized it for lacking depth and coherence, with a few noting that it serves more as a light-hearted bedtime story than a traditional RPG experience. Overall, the humor and character interactions are highlighted as the main draws, compensating for a simplistic plot structure.
- “Awesome story - so many throwbacks and satire.”
- “Very funny story, has more than one ending.”
- “Then they simply replaced all the dialog with whatever came to mind, while they were high, and playing it, with zero comprehension of the foreign language or the actual storyline.”
- “This game is the equivalent of tossing a coin to the town hobo in exchange for a story.”
- “Back to the story: it’s so-so, but thankfully the characters themselves make up the slack.”
gameplay
7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
29%
42%
29%
The gameplay is designed for players who prefer a narrative-driven experience over challenging combat, offering a relaxed and humorous atmosphere. Users appreciate the engaging dialogue and story, making it a great choice for those looking to enjoy a lighthearted gaming experience.
- “If you are in the mood to laugh and experience good dialogue and story along with chill and funny gameplay, then please check this game out.”
- “Gameplay is great.”
- “Gameplay is quite easy and made for people who just want to enjoy the entirety of a long story rather than battling foes.”
- “Order of gameplay is metal as f***, chronicles then terrible tale.”
music
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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60%
The music in the game is praised for its fantastical and whimsical qualities, enhancing the overall experience with a mix of dark humor and clever writing. It features a variety of musical cameos and references, contributing to a self-aware atmosphere that complements the game's light fantasy setting. Overall, the soundtrack is seen as a perfect fit for the game's tone, adding to both the hilarity and charm.
- “The music choice is great, really made things feel fantastical and whimsical.”
- “There are easter eggs as well as nods to music, film, and video games throughout, with the game clearly being self-aware.”
- “Lots of cool musical cameos and laugh-out-loud or oh no moments.”
- “The music feels generic and doesn't stand out in any meaningful way.”
- “It's basically music that fits into any random light fantasy setting.”
- “While there are easter eggs and nods to music, film, and video games, the overall soundtrack lacks originality.”
replayability
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
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Players generally find the game highly replayable, noting that it offers plenty of laughs and value for completionists. However, some feel that the overall experience is too short, even with its replayability features.
- “I found the game was over far too quickly, even with its replayability.”
- “The laughs will come aplenty, and it actually has replay value (which for me as a completionist is awesome).”
- “It's definitely replayable and worth doing so!”
graphics
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
67%
The graphics are reminiscent of classic RPGs created with RPG Maker, receiving a score of 6, indicating a nostalgic yet somewhat dated visual style.
- “The visual graphics have a nostalgic feel, reminiscent of classic RPGs made with RPG Maker.”
- “The graphics are visually appealing and enhance the overall gaming experience.”
- “The art style is vibrant and beautifully crafted, making the game a pleasure to look at.”
- “The visual graphics tend to look like classic RPGs made with RPG Maker.”
- “Graphics: 6”
emotional
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players have noted that this installment in the series successfully evokes a range of emotions, combining humor with poignant moments, such as a particularly impactful graveyard scene that moved some to tears.
- “This is the first in the series that actually made me not only laugh, but shed a tear during the graveyard scene near the beginning.”

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Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children is a action game.

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children is available on PC and Windows.

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children was released on October 26, 2018.

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children was developed by Crankage Games.

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children has received positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its humor but disliked it for its gameplay.

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children is a single player game.

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