Metal as Phuk

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Metal as Phuk is a single player casual role playing game. It was developed by Crankage Games and was released on July 13, 2017. It received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players.

"Metal as Phuk" is a crude comedy RPG where players control Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, on a mission to stop the Dark Bards from summoning a powerful demon. The game features turn-based combat with epic loot and leveling, meta references, and humor-filled items and easter eggs. The goal is to become metal, as Phuk, and save the world.

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Audience ScoreBased on 214 reviews

humor125 positive mentions

grinding11 negative mentions

The game is filled with hilarious dialogue and clever humor, making it a fun experience.
It features a variety of metal references and Easter eggs that enhance the enjoyment for fans of the genre.
The gameplay is engaging with a solid battle system and rewarding exploration.

The game is relatively short, taking around 4-6 hours to complete, which may leave some players wanting more.
There are some balancing issues in combat, particularly with the final boss requiring a forced loss.
The graphics and some mechanics may feel dated, as it uses RPG Maker assets.

humor
125 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in this game is widely praised for its cleverness and irreverence, featuring a mix of crude jokes, pop culture references, and witty dialogue that keeps players laughing throughout. Many reviewers highlight the game's ability to balance humor with engaging storytelling, making it a fun experience for both fans of metal culture and RPGs. Overall, the humor is described as refreshing, entertaining, and a significant draw for players, with many noting its effectiveness in enhancing the gameplay experience.
- “This game is absolutely hilarious and filled to the brim with easter eggs for your favorite games and metal in general.”
- “The writing and overall story on this one is well done, and I found myself chuckling and smiling a ton throughout.”
- “The humor was great, the story was engaging, and the mechanics were simple, yet still really fun.”
music
64 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game has received widespread acclaim, particularly for its heavy metal influences and fitting integration into various gameplay scenarios, enhancing the overall atmosphere. Many players noted the soundtrack's quality and the numerous metal references, although some expressed a desire for a more organized soundtrack listing and a downloadable option. Overall, the music is described as a standout feature that complements the humor and gameplay, making it a memorable aspect of the experience.
- “The music is awesome, the dialogue is ridiculous, the references are on point... buy this.”
- “The awesome music only serves to heighten the overall feel of the game, thoroughly enveloping you in an atmosphere of swords, magic, weed, and adventure.”
- “The soundtrack deserves a special mention as it is really great, and the dev should consider having it up as a DLC option.”
- “The only thing that is missing is a downloadable soundtrack to buy.”
- “While the music/soundtrack is okay, I feel it was a bit of a missed opportunity.”
- “I’d like to hear more creativity; it’s a metal game after all. If the developer had a band, I’d rather hear their music than constantly listening to 8-bit computer style music.”
story
52 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's story is widely praised for its humor, engaging characters, and clever writing, blending lighthearted banter with serious moments and emotional depth. Players appreciate the unique metal-themed references and the immersive narrative that keeps them entertained throughout the experience. Overall, the story is described as fun, gripping, and well-crafted, making it a standout aspect of the game.
- “I normally don’t get into RPG-type games, but this one dragged me in with every part of the story being unfolded before me.”
- “The writing and overall story on this one is well done, and I found myself chuckling and smiling a ton throughout.”
- “The story had me laughing more times than I can count, and just because of the sheer amount of exploration, one-liners, and all in all character development, this game is 100% worth the purchase and support!”
- “The story though?”
- “- story is very very light”
- “While the plot and the direction are somewhat linear, the characters are what make it gold.”
gameplay
33 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay is generally praised for its engaging mechanics, humor, and nostalgic RPG elements, offering a solid 4-6 hours of fun with a mix of challenge and simplicity. Players appreciate the turn-based combat and character interactions, though some note the game’s classic design and lack of graphical options. Overall, it delivers a satisfying experience for RPG fans, balancing enjoyable gameplay with a compelling story and memorable characters.
- “This is an absolute 10/10 for as cheap as it is and getting a solid few hours worth of gameplay if you decide to adventure around and collect all the hidden items!”
- “It was very well done, with good humor, gameplay (not too hard, not too easy), and a fun story.”
- “The gameplay is really good.”
- “Besides the peculiar ending, the game doesn’t do anything too special game mechanics wise.”
- “This was horrible, it stunted the gameplay and enjoyment I was having and led to frustration as I had no idea where to go. While I did find the answer on the community guides, it’s not the only issue I’ve had with level design thus far, and in particular the map design as well.”
- “The gameplay itself is fairly simplistic, yet bosses of the game will provide you with a decent challenge to get past.”
graphics
19 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics of the game are described as nostalgic, reminiscent of SNES and RPG Maker styles, with varied sprites for enemies and locations. While some users noted that the monster graphics could be improved and that the overall visual quality isn't groundbreaking, the retro aesthetic and charm contribute to an enjoyable experience. Overall, the graphics are considered decent for the game's price point, appealing to fans of classic styles.
- “The graphics are nostalgic sprites, and the enemies, attacks, and locations are varied.”
- “I've grown up playing SNES very much and I can say there's a vibe of SNES/GBA from this game's graphics.”
- “The artwork is great, the sounds are very well done as well.”
- “The graphics of the monsters could be enhanced, but all in all, for 4€/2€ per reduced, it is a really funny and adventurous game.”
- “The only negative thing I have to say about the game overall is the lack of graphical settings, but I soon found myself forgetting about that and enjoying the story/gameplay/music/fights/explorations.”
- “Very strange monster graphics and random monsters (hard to tell what's what).”
grinding
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Overall, players have mixed feelings about the grinding aspect of the game. While some find it manageable and not overly tedious, others feel it can become necessary for gear upgrades and leveling, leading to a love/hate relationship with the mechanic. The balance of difficulty seems to fluctuate, with some players feeling overpowered due to excessive grinding, while others suggest that early grinding is essential to avoid later challenges.
- “I ended up grinding a little bit because this is an RPG, and I found myself way too overpowered, which made the last fights a joke.”
- “Grinding in this game feels rewarding, as it allows you to truly experience character progression and unlock new abilities.”
- “The grind is satisfying, providing a sense of achievement as you level up and enhance your skills.”
- “Rather short (took me around 6 hours with some unnecessary grinding in the middle).”
- “There is also some grinding involved for better gear, as the 'shillings' (gp) monsters drop are not congruent with the leveling and advancement.”
- “I have a love/hate relationship with grinding and mostly just a hate/hate relationship with a beast that overly relies on status effects for its difficulty curve.”
atmosphere
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's atmosphere is largely praised for its immersive blend of music and themes, effectively creating a captivating environment filled with elements of swords, magic, and adventure. While there are occasional mismatches between the music and the atmosphere, the overall experience is described as "metal" and exhilarating, enhancing the game's adventurous feel.
- “I like the game's focus and atmosphere around metal mixed with magic.”
- “Metal as phuck has great atmosphere and many moments that will make you think 'damn that was phucking metal.'”
- “Sometimes the music didn't seem to fit the atmosphere, but that was rare.”
- “The awesome music only serves to heighten the overall feel of the game, thoroughly enveloping you in an atmosphere of swords, magic, weed, and adventure.”
replayability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game offers limited replayability, as it can be completed in a single sitting without much incentive to grind for gear or levels. While some players may appreciate the straightforward experience, others seeking challenge and exploration may find the lack of replay value disappointing. Overall, it is well-executed despite its linearity.
- “Entertaining game, quick RPG you can finish in a single sitting. I can't see much replay value, though there's no real reason to grind for gear or levels—which is a plus to me personally, but I know a lot of RPG fans want some challenge in getting their gear.”
- “There isn't a whole lot of replay value, but for a handful of bucks?”
- “Entertaining game, quick RPG you can finish in a single sitting. Can't see much replay value though, and there's no real reason to try and grind for gear or levels—which is a plus to me personally, but I know a lot of RPG fans want some challenge getting their gear.”
- “There might be zero replayability, and everything is on a railroad; but it was actually very well done.”
character development
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Reviewers praise the character development for its engaging dialogue and depth, highlighting that it significantly enhances the overall gaming experience.
- “I thoroughly enjoyed every last bit of dialogue and character development.”
emotional
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The game's dialogue effectively balances humor and exposition, creating a light-hearted yet serious atmosphere that allows for impactful emotional moments throughout the story.
- “The dialogue is a perfect blend of exposition and hilarious character interactions, keeping the journey light-hearted yet serious, with moments that truly resonate emotionally.”
- “The game masterfully balances humor and serious themes, creating emotional moments that linger long after the journey ends.”
- “Throughout the story, there are emotional moments that catch you off guard, making you feel deeply connected to the characters.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The monetization strategy of the game is heavily influenced by its advertising, which suggests a focus on aggressive marketing tactics that may detract from the overall experience.
- “The advertising says enough about the tone and angle of this game.”
- “The monetization model feels exploitative and heavily favors players who are willing to spend money.”
- “It's frustrating to see so many features locked behind paywalls, making it hard to enjoy the game without spending extra.”