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The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a single player role playing game. It was developed by Crankage Games and was released on July 9, 2018. It received very positive reviews from players.

In "The Chronicles of Quiver Dick," a crude comedy RPG, players step into the youthful shoes of the legendary Old Man Quiver. With entirely scripted encounters, full boss dialogue, and no random battles, this 2-3 hour adventure offers a unique and humorous short tale, giving back to the community of supporters who have backed Crankage Games. The game is the first standalone adventure in a series set to explore the past of the hilarious and sarcastic adventurer.

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95%
Audience ScoreBased on 329 reviews
humor237 positive mentions
grinding8 negative mentions

  • The game is filled with hilarious and clever dialogue that keeps players entertained throughout.
  • It's a short, fun experience that offers a unique blend of crude humor and pop culture references.
  • The combat is engaging and well-balanced, making it enjoyable despite the game's linearity.
  • The game is very short, leaving players wanting more content and a longer experience.
  • It features pervasive profanity and crude humor that may not be suitable for all audiences.
  • Some players found the story to be chaotic and the ending unexpected in a way that felt unsatisfying.
  • humor
    237 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in this game is widely praised for its crude, irreverent, and often juvenile nature, delivering consistent laughs through clever writing, hilarious character interactions, and pop culture references. Players report being thoroughly entertained, with many noting that the humor is both engaging and well-timed, making it a standout feature of the gameplay experience. However, it is important to note that the humor may not appeal to everyone, particularly those who are sensitive to vulgarity or low-brow jokes.

    • “This game was hilarious and an absolute delight to play!”
    • “I couldn't stop laughing, my stream chat was losing it as well!”
    • “The enemies and NPCs are hilarious and will have you dying of laughter and screaming the whole time.”
  • story
    130 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The story of "Chronicles of Quiver Dick" is characterized by its humorous, juvenile, and often dark comedic elements, presented through a linear narrative that focuses on self-referential humor and pop culture references. Players appreciate the engaging dialogue and unexpected plot twists, although some note the brevity of the experience, typically lasting around three hours. Overall, the storytelling is praised as a standout feature, making the game enjoyable despite its simplistic gameplay mechanics.

    • “The game ran smooth, the story was funny and engaging, and made myself and my viewers laugh so much.”
    • “This game is an outstanding achievement for not only games but the art of storytelling as well!”
    • “Much like the game Metal as Phuk, I found this title to be very lackluster when it comes to quality story, humor, and gaming.”
    • “The chronicles of Quiver Dick tells a very linear and short story of a retired adventurer with a healthy dose of self-referential humor.”
    • “It's short at about 3 hours playtime and very linear, but it guides you through the story in a demented and thoughtful way.”
  • music
    70 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game has received widespread acclaim, particularly for its heavy metal tracks and clever references to influential musicians, enhancing both the comedic and gameplay experience. Players appreciate the well-placed symphonic music and the engaging battle themes, which contribute to the overall enjoyment of the game. Overall, the soundtrack is described as fantastic, with a blend of whimsical and badass elements that resonate well with fans of the genre.

    • “The music in the game is well placed, as it was in the first game by Crankage Games: metal as phuk.”
    • “The battle music has got to be the most metal thing in the galaxy!”
    • “The various music tracks in this game are pretty stellar.”
    • “The sound effects are nothing special, but they weren't off-putting either... so there's that!”
    • “That menu song though!”
    • “Definitely the game for anyone without a censored sense of humor and an ounce of music taste.”
  • gameplay
    40 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay is characterized by a blend of engaging combat mechanics and a strong narrative focus, with many players noting that the story takes precedence over traditional gameplay elements. While the combat is described as fun and fair, some reviews suggest that the gameplay can feel limited and linear, often reduced to interactions and occasional boss battles. Overall, the game is appreciated for its humor and aesthetics, but gameplay is not the primary draw for many players.

    • “This game is funny, has great music, and good battle mechanics.”
    • “Gameplay was fun and engaging and felt completely fair in terms of combat.”
    • “Really fun game with a great storyline, crude humor, and awesome gameplay mechanics.”
    • “It's not really about the gameplay but more about the story, which is the gem and core of this little game.”
    • “This should definitely not be the reason to be looking into this game - mostly because the gameplay is, well, non-existent.”
    • “So, to sum gameplay up: it's basically a marathon of interacting with the world and its people, with the occasional boss battle to break up the pacing.”
  • graphics
    28 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game are characterized by a nostalgic RPG Maker style, which some players find charming and aesthetically pleasing, while others are less enthusiastic about the art direction. Despite not featuring cutting-edge visuals or animations, the game's improved graphics contribute positively to its overall appeal, especially for fans of old-school RPGs. Overall, the visuals are considered a strong point, enhancing the fun factor of the gameplay.

    • “The game is super aesthetically pleasing and charming!”
    • “The visuals are great, it really gives it the feeling of an old school RPG.”
    • “Great art style (I love pixel art and old RPGs).”
    • “I'm going to be honest, I'm not a big fan of the art style of the game.”
    • “The graphics are literally RPG Maker style, and so I think you already know what to expect.”
    • “Art style is typical RPG Maker.”
  • grinding
    12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game is praised for its lack of grinding, with players appreciating the absence of level grinding and tedious combat. Its short length of about two hours, combined with a non-grindy pacing, enhances the overall experience, allowing players to enjoy scripted battles and engage with NPCs without the frustration of grinding.

    • “The game features scripted battles, so no grinding for those pesky levels, and I loved talking to every NPC to see what they had to say!”
    • “The combat system, while simple, is surprisingly difficult and might even veer towards being tedious if the game was not so short.”
    • “This isn't a game I would've enjoyed grinding through, tediously, to get to the end of.”
    • “There is zero grinding in this game, which I appreciate.”
  • monetization
    4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The monetization of the game has been criticized as a cash grab, with users expressing frustration over the prevalence of low-quality RPG Maker games on Steam. However, some reviewers acknowledge that Crankage Games demonstrates the potential for quality within this system, despite the negative perception of its monetization approach.

    • “This is just a 'tree-fiddy' cash grab by Crankage.”
    • “I honestly hate RPG Maker games; Steam is littered with quick cash grabs, but Crankage games show how good the system really can be.”
  • emotional
    4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game elicits strong emotional responses, combining humor that ranges from juvenile and crude to deeply poignant moments, making players laugh until they cry. It effectively balances ridiculous puns with heartfelt realizations, appealing to those who appreciate a unique blend of comedy and emotional depth.

    • “This game definitely appeals to a specific brand of humor (namely juvenile), but man, if you love crude jokes, ridiculous puns, and heartbreaking realizations, this game is for you.”
    • “This game made me laugh till I cried; it was so good! I recommend you play this game.”
  • character development
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Character development is highlighted for its engaging and humorous design, with both NPCs and monsters being described as entertaining and impressive. This adds a unique charm to the overall experience, enhancing player immersion.

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The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a role playing game.

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is available on PC and Windows.

On average players spend around 3 hours playing The Chronicles of Quiver Dick.

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick was released on July 9, 2018.

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick was developed by Crankage Games.

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick has received very positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its humor but disliked it for its grinding.

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a single player game.

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