The Chronicles of Quiver Dick

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In "The Chronicles of Quiver Dick," a crude comedy RPG, players step into the youthful shoes of the legendary Old Man Quiver. With entirely scripted encounters, full boss dialogue, and no random battles, this 2-3 hour adventure offers a unique and humorous short tale, giving back to the community of supporters who have backed Crankage Games. The game is the first standalone adventure in a series set to explore the past of the hilarious and sarcastic adventurer.

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Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick screenshot

95%

Audience ScoreBased on 172 reviews

humor124 positive mentions

grinding4 negative mentions

The game is filled with hilarious and crude humor that keeps players laughing throughout.
It's a short, engaging experience that can be completed in a couple of hours, making it perfect for a quick playthrough.
The characters and dialogue are well-written, with plenty of pop culture references that add to the fun.

The game is very short, which may leave players wanting more content and depth.
Some players may find the humor too crude or juvenile, making it unsuitable for a wider audience.
The combat can feel repetitive and lacks the complexity found in more traditional RPGs.

humor
124 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in this game is widely praised for its crude, irreverent, and often juvenile nature, delivering consistent laughs throughout the experience. Players appreciate the clever dialogue, pop culture references, and well-timed jokes that create a fun and engaging atmosphere, making it a standout title for those with a taste for low-brow comedy. Overall, the game is described as a hilarious adventure that keeps players entertained from start to finish, appealing particularly to fans of adult humor.
- “This game was hilarious and an absolute delight to play!”
- “I was literally laughing throughout the entire thing.”
- “The enemies and NPCs are hilarious and will have you dying of laughter and screaming the whole time.”
story
69 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The story of "Chronicles of Quiver Dick" is characterized by its humorous, juvenile, and self-referential narrative, often blending dark comedy with pop culture references. Players appreciate the engaging dialogue and the unique storytelling approach, which features a grandfather recounting his past adventures, making it a memorable and entertaining experience despite its short and linear structure. Overall, the game is praised for its clever writing and comedic elements, making it a standout in the RPG genre.
- “The story and characters are charming, but very juvenile, bordering on dark comedy.”
- “The game ran smoothly, the story was funny and engaging, and made myself and my viewers laugh so much.”
- “The story is amusing, and I look forward to more chronicles from these guys.”
- “Much like the game Metal as Phuk, I found this title to be very lackluster when it comes to quality story, humor, and gaming.”
- “The chronicles of Quiver Dick tells a very linear and short story of a retired adventurer with a healthy dose of self-referential humor.”
- “It's short at about 3 hours playtime and very linear, but it guides you through the story in a demented and thoughtful way.”
music
37 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game has received widespread acclaim for its fantastic soundtrack, blending symphonic elements with heavy metal influences that resonate well with fans of the genre. Players appreciate the well-placed tracks that enhance the comedic and narrative aspects, featuring clever references to music and musicians. Overall, the game's music is described as a standout feature, contributing significantly to the enjoyable experience.
- “The music in the game is well placed, as it was in the first game by Crankage Games: metal as phuk.”
- “The battle music has got to be the most metal thing in the galaxy!”
- “The various music tracks in this game are pretty stellar.”
- “The music goes from a blend of whimsical fantasy to, when in combat, some decently badass metal tracks that'll remind you of 'map'.”
- “Definitely the game for anyone without a censored sense of humor and an ounce of music taste.”
- “That menu song though!”
gameplay
20 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay is characterized by a mix of engaging battle mechanics and a strong narrative focus, with many players appreciating the humor and aesthetics. While some reviews highlight the fun and fairness of combat, others note that gameplay often takes a backseat to the story, with limited interaction and linear mechanics typical of RPG Maker games. Overall, the experience is described as enjoyable but not primarily driven by gameplay itself.
- “This game is funny, has great music, and good battle mechanics.”
- “Gameplay was fun and engaging and felt completely fair in terms of combat.”
- “Really fun game with a great storyline, crude humor, and awesome gameplay mechanics.”
- “When you are getting acquainted with the game, mechanics, and especially the story, it's over.”
- “This should definitely not be the reason to be looking into this game - mostly because the gameplay is, well, non-existent.”
- “Gameplay and combat inherently end up taking a back seat so the overall story can be front and center.”
graphics
15 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics of the game are characterized by a nostalgic RPG Maker style, appealing to fans of old-school aesthetics. While some players appreciate the charming visuals and improvements made, others express a lack of enthusiasm for the art style. Overall, the graphics are considered pleasant and fitting for the genre, enhancing the game's fun factor despite not being cutting-edge.
- “The game is super aesthetically pleasing and charming!”
- “The visuals are great, it really gives it the feeling of an old school RPG.”
- “Well-timed and hilarious humor, engaging combat that hits the sweet spot of not being overly difficult but still requiring effort, and updated visuals make this game a gem in the indie RPG genre.”
- “The art style is typical RPG Maker.”
- “I'm going to be honest, I'm not a big fan of the art style of the game.”
- “The graphics are literally RPG Maker style, so I think you already know what to expect.”
grinding
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Overall, players appreciate the absence of grinding in the game, noting that its short length and non-grindy pacing enhance the experience. The combat, while simple and at times challenging, avoids tedious grinding, allowing players to enjoy scripted battles and engage with NPCs without the need for level grinding.
- “The game features scripted battles, so no grinding for those pesky levels, and I loved talking to every NPC to see what they had to say!”
- “The combat system, while simple, is surprisingly difficult and might even veer towards being tedious if the game was not so short.”
- “This isn't a game I would've enjoyed grinding through, tediously, to get to the end.”
- “There is zero grinding in this game, which I appreciate.”
emotional
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game elicits a strong emotional response, blending humor and heartfelt moments, making players laugh and reflect deeply. Its appeal lies in its crude jokes and puns, which resonate with those who appreciate a more juvenile sense of humor, while also delivering wholesome adventures that touch the heart.
- “This game made me laugh till I cried; it was so good! I recommend you play this game.”
- “This game definitely appeals to a specific brand of humor (namely juvenile), but if you love crude jokes, ridiculous puns, and heartbreaking realizations, this game is for you.”
- “Quite wholesome adventuring there...”
monetization
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The monetization of the game is criticized as a cash grab, with users expressing frustration over the prevalence of low-quality RPG Maker games on Steam. However, some acknowledge that Crankage Games demonstrates the potential for better execution within this framework.
- “This is just a cash grab by Crankage.”
- “I honestly hate RPG Maker games; Steam is littered with quick cash grabs, but Crankage games show how good the system really can be.”
character development
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Character development is highlighted for its engaging design, with both NPCs and monsters being described as funny and impressive, contributing to a vibrant and memorable game world.
- “The character development is incredibly rich, with each NPC having a unique backstory that adds depth to the game world.”
- “I love how the characters evolve throughout the story, making their journeys feel personal and impactful.”
- “The variety in character design, from NPCs to monsters, is both funny and impressive, showcasing the creativity of the developers.”
atmosphere
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The atmosphere of the game is characterized by a blend of absurdity and humor, largely driven by a supportive cast that enhances the narrative, paying homage to classic tropes while simultaneously satirizing them.
- “Despite its egocentric nature of the protagonist, the supportive cast is the one that truly spices up the story and conveys an atmosphere of ridiculousness and absurdity, bringing homage to the classics while also poking fun at them.”