MISS PAINT: PART 1

Welcome to Peristeri, Athens!   Well, sort of.  To start us off, a bit of Athenian trivia. "Peristeri" is a real area of Athens, and the Greek word for "pigeon". You will find pigeons in this fictional version of Peristeri - or, rather, they will find you - but were we to name this godforsaken place after the creature that populates it most densely, we really should call it "COPS". Cops are a part…