Grandma's Cheese

You play as Grandpa, you come home after a long day out drinking with the lads, and there is nobody there so you call out for your wife (Grandma) and she doesn't answer. You see that tasteful-looking cheese on the counter, and you can't resist. You take a bite and the loud well of your wife (Grandma) hunts you down as she wanted the last piece, find the Keys and get your ass into the closet, find …