- August 22, 2018
- Bean Guy
- 12h median play time
Bean Battles
Platforms
About
"Bean Battles" is a fast-paced battle royale game with a twist, focusing on multiple rounds and rewarding kills as much as being the last one standing. Playable with 2-16 players, the game features plentiful weapons, vehicles, and quick rounds that put you right in the action. Customizable rules allow you to tailor the experience to your preference.











gameplay
386 mentions Positive Neutral Negative41%57%2%The gameplay of "Bean Battles" is characterized by its fast-paced, chaotic action and intuitive mechanics that cater to players of all skill levels. While the game features a quirky aesthetic and humorous elements, it also offers depth and strategic complexity, ensuring that matches remain engaging and unpredictable. Players appreciate the variety of weapons, maps, and game modes, which contribute to a dynamic and enjoyable multiplayer experience, despite some criticisms regarding balance and occasional bugs.
“The gameplay is both accessible and deeply engaging, allowing players of all skill levels to dive in while still offering layers of complexity for those who seek to master its challenges.”
“The gameplay is deceptively simple but unbelievably fun.”
“The clever level designs and variety of obstacles keep the gameplay fresh and exciting, encouraging exploration and experimentation.”
“Unfortunately, it still suffers from a lack of contextual fulfillment, highly unpredictable gameplay, and a rather under-selective usage of classic hats and such.”
“The art style is lifeless and bland, and the gameplay earns no better description.”
“Horrible graphics, bad gameplay and settings.”
graphics
293 mentions Positive Neutral Negative46%51%3%The graphics of "bean battles" have garnered a wide range of opinions, with many praising its vibrant, whimsical art style and charming visuals that create an engaging atmosphere. While some players appreciate the game's colorful and cartoonish graphics, others note that they are not cutting-edge, yet they complement the fun and lighthearted gameplay. Overall, the graphics are described as stunning and immersive, with some even claiming they rival those of AAA titles, despite occasional performance issues on lower-end systems.
“Visually, bean battles dazzles with its vibrant colors and charming art style, creating an enchanting world that players can’t help but adore.”
“The graphics are stunningly beautiful, with an infinitely detailed sky shining down upon every detailed blade of grass.”
“This game is a masterpiece of game design; the controls are buttery smooth, and the graphics are so beautiful that I boot up the game just to take a look at them.”
“Bean battles is an extremely low effort PvP battle royale game and as the title suggests, the developer didn't bother with graphics and just did low poly 'beans' instead.”
“I didn't expect to have this many hours played in a game about beans, with graphics that look like they were upscaled from the N64, but here we are.”
“Like yeah, the graphics are terrible and the game will make you question your self-worth, but you get to be a bean with a cowboy hat dual-wielding glocks so I guess it's all worth it in the end.”
humor
181 mentions Positive Neutral Negative98%2%The humor in "Bean Battles" is a standout feature, characterized by its absurd premise of sentient beans engaging in chaotic combat, which consistently elicits laughter from players. The game's whimsical tone, combined with over-the-top weaponry and unpredictable gameplay, creates a lighthearted atmosphere perfect for casual play with friends. Many reviews highlight the game's ability to deliver hilariously memorable moments, making it a delightful experience for those seeking fun and laughter.
“The idea of sentient beans wielding weapons in fast-paced, ridiculous combat was too hilarious to ignore.”
“With procedurally generated maps, an arsenal of over-the-top weapons, and the potential for hilariously unpredictable outcomes, no two matches are the same.”
“It's a hilarious and exciting way to pass the time, and the added bonus of being able to customize your bean to look as absurd as possible just adds to the fun.”
“You're not funny!”
“You are not funny. I am sad because you are cringe.”
“You are not funny, and your jokes make me sad.”
story
180 mentions Positive Neutral Negative26%72%2%The story of "Bean Battles" is widely praised for its complexity, emotional depth, and engaging world-building, with many players highlighting its captivating narrative and well-developed characters. Reviewers note that the game features significant plot twists and a mix of humor and heartache, making it a memorable experience that resonates on a personal level. Overall, the storytelling is considered a standout aspect, elevating the game beyond typical battle royale offerings.
“Bean Battles is honestly one of the best games I have ever played in my life; the complex story and the very nice world-building really says it all for me.”
“The story is expertly crafted, with well-developed characters and a complex, multi-layered narrative that kept me guessing until the very end.”
“The plot twists had me on the edge of my seat, the emotional arcs moved me to tears, and the character development was so profound that I genuinely felt connected to these beans on a spiritual level.”
“This game's heart-wrenching story based around Killer Bean made me cry throughout the whole thing.”
music
92 mentions Positive Neutral Negative24%73%3%The music in the game has received widespread acclaim for its dynamic and immersive qualities, enhancing the overall gaming experience. Players appreciate the orchestral compositions and catchy tunes that perfectly complement the game's themes and fast-paced action, with many noting its emotional impact and ability to evoke nostalgia. However, some reviews suggest that a greater variety in the soundtrack could further enrich the auditory experience.
“The soundtrack is lively and dynamic, perfectly encapsulating the game's spirited essence.”
“The orchestral soundtrack, composed by musical geniuses, swept me away to a realm of pure bliss.”
“From catchy tunes to intense battle themes, the music adds a layer of excitement that enhances the overall experience.”
“However, a bit more variety in the soundtrack and voice acting for the beans could enhance the auditory experience.”
“There is nothing good in this game, only the main lobby soundtrack 1/10 - (★☆☆☆☆)”
“Listening to one single song from the Bean Battles OST will ruin music for you entirely, as whenever you listen to your favorite artists after playing Bean Battles, they will sound like the Dora the Explorer theme song.”
emotional
52 mentions Positive Neutral Negative100%The emotional aspect of "Bean Battles" is widely praised, with players expressing deep connections to the game's characters and story, often leading to tears of joy and sorrow. Reviewers highlight the game's heartwarming narrative, profound character development, and the ability to evoke a range of emotions, making it a standout experience that transcends traditional gaming. Many describe it as a masterpiece of storytelling that resonates on a personal level, fostering resilience and emotional intelligence among players.
“Few games can say they’ve made me feel as deeply, but Bean Battles did just that.”
“The plot twists had me on the edge of my seat, the emotional arcs moved me to tears, and the character development was so profound that I genuinely felt connected to these beans on a spiritual level.”
“This game's heart-wrenching story based around Killer Bean made me cry throughout the whole thing.”
optimization
15 mentions Positive Neutral Negative40%40%20%Overall, the optimization of the game is highly praised, with many players noting its flawless performance, minimal glitches, and ability to run smoothly even on high graphics settings. However, some users report issues on lower-end systems, requiring significant adjustments to achieve decent framerates. Despite these concerns, the game's technical aspects and frequent updates contribute to a generally positive experience.
“The game runs smoothly, with nary a glitch nor lag, and the updates are frequent and add new and exciting content to keep the players engaged and entertained.”
“The servers are airtight, the deep movement system complements the gameplay (it's fast and allows for quick and easy traversal of the maps), the maps are incredibly well designed, and despite how impressive the next-gen graphics look, the game is incredibly optimized and you will see consistent 60+ frames on a 2080 GPU or higher.”
“Unlike many other games, Bean Battles is optimized and playable.”
“A lot to say in this game... but also have a lot of issues about hacking and permanently affecting players' performance.”
“E clipping through the floor of one of the houses on Beantown; being able to clip through some walls with the katana; the rather lack of optimization of the game (I play on a low-to-mid range laptop and I have to run around 768p to 480p on toaster graphics settings to get decent framerates. Playing on windowed seems to run faster than fullscreen for me too); and the overall feel of it.”
“Edit: the most obvious issue I forgot to mention is optimization issues.”
replayability
14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative29%50%21%The game is praised for its high replayability, driven by its engaging gameplay, stunning visuals, and a dedicated community that enhances the experience. Players appreciate the depth and variety offered through different game modes, social features, and ever-changing environments, ensuring that the game remains fresh and enjoyable over time. Overall, it provides a memorable experience that encourages players to return repeatedly.
“Bean Battles boasts an impressive level of replayability.”
“The combination of its accessible gameplay, stunning visuals, immersive audio, and high replayability make it a standout title in the multiplayer genre.”
“This game offers infinite replayability for everlasting fun with your friends.”
“But don't be fooled by its simplicity, bean battles has a lot of depth and replayability.”
“There is so much stuff that it takes hundreds of hours to get everything, and there are even different game modes that add even more replayability.”
“New maps and a queue system would make the replayability a little better.”
monetization
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative25%25%50%The monetization model of the game is praised for its lack of microtransactions, offering a one-time purchase for full access, which contrasts sharply with other titles that rely heavily on in-game purchases. Players appreciate the absence of in-app purchases and the focus on gameplay, although some express a desire for more cosmetic options. Overall, the game is seen as a refreshing alternative to the typical monetization strategies in the genre.
“If you aren't sure, you should give it a try and if by some chance you don't like it you spent less than a buck and there are no in-app purchases so it is a one-time fee to have access to the whole game forever.”
“Instead of having in-your-face monetization, it offers riveting gameplay instead.”
“In terms of progression, there are levels, leaderboards, and cosmetics to be earned - and there are no microtransactions!”
“If you want to play Fortnite or Call of Duty but can't afford the microtransactions to win the game, then you need bean battles.”
“The leaderboards are just hackers advertising their hacks, and people actually buy them.”
“Honestly, a member on our Discord told us about this game and I thought it was a joke, but when I picked it up I realized it was much more than a silly cash grab at the battle royale scene.”
stability
11 mentions Positive Neutral Negative27%91%The stability of the game is mixed, with some players experiencing significant glitches and bugs that affect gameplay, while others report minimal issues and enjoy a seamless experience. Despite the technical flaws, many users find the game enjoyable and entertaining, often attributing the bugs to its charm. Overall, while there are notable stability concerns, the fun factor seems to outweigh the technical shortcomings for many players.
“No glitches were found after multiple hours of playing.”
“The game runs smoothly without any crashes or interruptions.”
“I experienced consistent performance throughout my entire playthrough.”
“Very buggy and a lot of hacks.”
“Some glitches/bugs that make playing against people a little hard to deal with.”
“I have never enjoyed a game with such low graphic quality, and so buggy, as much as this game.”
atmosphere
11 mentions Positive Neutral Negative45%46%9%The atmosphere of the game is characterized by a vibrant color palette and whimsical art style, creating a visually stunning and quirky environment. Players experience a thrilling and immersive atmosphere enhanced by a lively soundtrack and engaging gameplay mechanics, fostering a sense of excitement and tension. Additionally, the supportive community adds to the overall welcoming atmosphere, making it a joy to play.
“The vibrant color palette and whimsical art style create an atmosphere that is both visually stunning and delightfully quirky.”
“The lively soundtrack perfectly complements the game's fast-paced action, immersing players in the thrilling atmosphere.”
“The graphics are undeniably outstanding and the atmosphere is breathtaking.”
“The atmosphere makes you really feel like you are in the holocaust.”
character development
11 mentions Positive Neutral Negative64%18%18%Character development in Bean Battle is highly praised for its depth and emotional resonance, allowing players to form a genuine connection with the characters. The imaginative character design and intricate storytelling contribute to a rich narrative experience, making it stand out in its genre. Overall, the game's character arcs and development are considered a significant factor in its acclaim, elevating it above many competitors.
“The plot twists had me on the edge of my seat, the emotional arcs moved me to tears, and the character development was so profound that I genuinely felt connected to these beans on a spiritual level.”
“How can I comprehend the masterpiece of this game and the amazing character development and the incredible voice acting and the outstanding soundtrack?”
“The character design?”
“As you continue to get higher honor, you see his character development as he helps his gang and other important characters like Rains Fall and Eagle Flies; they played a huge part in showing his true self.”
grinding
10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative50%50%Players emphasize that grinding in this game is an extensive commitment, often requiring significant time investment akin to having a "second life." The repetitive nature of grinding is acknowledged, but it is also seen as a pathway to mastery and competition, with players encouraged to persist and improve despite the challenges.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”