Beanstalk

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, actually, just yesterday, in the local market, your moronic little brother exchanged the family cow for a bag of magic beans. He admitted that his plan was to sell the cow to get money for food, but a nice man persuaded him to exchange it for beans, which could grow all the way to the clouds, where he could find a magic castle with a golden goose inside tha…