WizCorp

Story Congratulations on opening your very own WizCorp franchise, $VALUED_INVESTOR_NAME! You're on your way to supplementing your income by leveraging WizCorp's patented, paradigm-shifting supply-chain management process for producing magically-charged aetheric artifacts--the essential tool for almost every sorcerous industry in today's fast-paced fantasy world. MINE the aetherium ore from the gro…