Wizard gets BUSTED for TAX EVASION

Modern life sucks. Tired of wizard civilization, you leave behind your old life to live alone in the woods in harmony with nature. Years later you open your mailbox and get a letter about... unpaid taxes? (You don't remember learning this at the wizard academy!) The old lich running the tax collection agency doesn't care and invades your land with undead minions just to collect taxes. How unfair! …