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Urban Pirate's blend of strategy, arcade mini-game, and RPG elements provides a fun, comical experience. Unfortunately, it suffers from repetitive gameplay and a discouraging progression system.

The original petty crime simulator. A flammable mix of turn-based survival and action-packed mini-games.

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44%
Audience ScoreBased on 29 reviews
gameplay4 positive mentions
story3 negative mentions
  • Addictive and fun gameplay with great mini-games and a good soundtrack.
  • Unique twist on the sandbox crime genre, offering a humorous and engaging experience.
  • Simple controls and a reasonable difficulty curve make it accessible for players.
  • Very short game with only 11 levels, which can be completed quickly.
  • Frustrating gameplay due to RNG mechanics and repetitive tasks.
  • Some players feel the game lacks polish and has a discouraging progression system.
  • gameplay19 mentions

    The gameplay is characterized by simple controls and well-designed mechanics, with a reasonable difficulty curve that gradually introduces new elements. While the retro-inspired mini-games evoke nostalgia, they can also lead to frustration and repetitiveness, particularly in the latter stages of the game. Overall, the pacing is well-executed, but the lack of a central gameplay focus and a discouraging progression system detracts from the experience.

    • “Simple controls, mechanics on point, and a reasonable difficulty curve.”
    • “The pacing of the game is nice; it eases you into new game mechanics just at the right time.”
    • “Mechanically speaking, the game is inspired by quite a few old school 80s games like Skate or Die, Frogger, and Paperboy, and even Sid Meier's Pirates, in how the core gameplay focuses around several mini-games.”
    • “Retro gameplay means frustrating gameplay in some instances.”
    • “We master all the mechanics and then it just ends!”
    • “Unfortunately, it suffers from repetitive gameplay and a discouraging progression system.”
  • story14 mentions

    The story is described as minimal yet engaging, providing an addictive experience despite some frustrating gameplay elements. Players noted that certain bonus missions, which are essential for progression, added to the challenge but also contributed to the overall enjoyment of the narrative. Overall, the combination of the story and mini-games is seen as worthwhile, encouraging players to persevere through difficulties.

    • “The story and mini games are well worth it, so stick in there.”
    • “It was oddly addictive, despite the frustrations, and I quite liked the minimal yet engaging story.”
    • “Both of these missions took 5+ attempts for me, which is extremely frustrating, given that it was not my lack of skill that necessitated this.”
    • “Additionally, despite the fact that both of these mission objectives were labelled as 'bonus', they were anything but, considering that I needed to complete every bonus objective to move past level 5 (there are 11 levels, by the way).”
    • “Another bonus mission depends on your ability to shoplift successfully a certain number of times.”
  • graphics6 mentions

    The game features a charming 8-bit retro aesthetic that complements its thematic elements and humor, appealing to fans of this style. The simplicity of the graphics is praised for effectively enhancing the overall atmosphere and experience.

    • “The old school graphics are simple but perfect for the setting and feel the game is aiming for.”
    • “Cool aesthetic and humor if you like this kind of theme.”
    • “8-bit retro graphics.”
    • “The game features 8-bit retro graphics that feel outdated and lack detail.”
    • “The visuals are reminiscent of 8-bit retro graphics, which may not appeal to everyone.”
    • “While some may appreciate the nostalgia, the 8-bit retro graphics leave much to be desired in terms of modern aesthetics.”
  • music2 mentions

    The music in the game is highly praised for its positive vibes and excellent soundtrack, making it a standout feature that enhances the overall experience.

    • “Good vibes and a great soundtrack; it's worth it for that alone!”
  • humor2 mentions

    The humor in the game is characterized by its clever in-jokes, which have been consistently praised as hilarious by users.

    • “The in-jokes are hilarious!”
    • “The in-jokes are hilarious!”
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