The Pillage
- May 31, 2018
- Bishop Armstrong
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PC
Windows
Reviews
- The art style is charming, and the animations are clean, contributing to a visually appealing experience.
- The game offers a fun and humorous take on its violent premise, making it an enjoyable time-killer.
- The achievement system and worldwide leaderboard enhance replayability and provide a competitive edge for players.
- There are issues with achievements not registering and leaderboard functionality, which can detract from the experience.
- The game can become repetitive and may lose its appeal after a short playtime.
- Some players experience stuttering issues and lack of feedback when hitting enemies, making combat less satisfying.
- music3 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- -33 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
The music in the game is widely appreciated for its retro feel, contributing to a nostalgic atmosphere that enhances the overall experience. While many players enjoy the existing soundtrack, some express a desire for additional tracks to further enrich the gameplay.
“I really like this game - the great music and sound, along with the pixelated look, all create a fantastic atmosphere.”
“Enjoying it as it feels so retro! It's a nice way to pass the time, but I wish there was a bit more music added to it.”
“The music is very, very nice.”
“Enjoying it as it feels so retro :) Nice way to pass the time, but I wish there was a bit more music added to it.”
- humor3 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is characterized by its dark and absurd themes, where mundane activities quickly escalate into outrageous and violent scenarios, such as murder for financial gain. Players appreciate the comedic juxtaposition of everyday life with outrageous goals, making for a humorous and engaging experience. The lighthearted approach to serious topics, like organ harvesting, adds a unique twist that resonates with players.
“Humorous plot and goals, coupled with simple controls... and who couldn't use a few extra kidneys!?”
“You start out by walking around just like anyone else... but this is boring, you should totally murder that one guy who looked at you funny... or that girl who just up and rejected you for some more handsome guy... people are looking so disgusting... and you need the money... their kidneys are just filled with money!”
- graphics2 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics are characterized by a charming art style and clean animations, contributing to an overall appealing visual experience.
“The art style is charming, and the animations are clean.”
- gameplay2 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The gameplay is characterized by its fluidity and a well-designed achievement system that adds a layer of complexity, contributing to a memorable gaming experience.
“The gameplay is fluid, and the achievement system provides just enough complexity to create a memorable gameplay experience.”
- optimization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
The game suffers from stuttering issues, impacting its overall performance, particularly in browser play.
“The game feels like a browser quality title, plagued by stuttering issues for some reason.”
“Performance optimization is severely lacking, leading to frequent frame drops and lag.”
“Despite the interesting gameplay, the optimization problems make it nearly unplayable at times.”
- monetization1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game features a monetization model that is largely absent, with no advertisements or purchasable items, suggesting that the developers prioritized player experience over profit.
“The developers don't seem to have made this game for money, as there are no advertisements or purchasable items.”
- atmosphere1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game's atmosphere is highly praised for its engaging music and sound design, combined with a charming pixelated aesthetic that enhances the overall experience.
“I really like this game - the great music and sound, along with the pixelated look, all contribute to a fantastic atmosphere.”
- grinding1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Players note that while all achievements can be unlocked in about an hour through extensive grinding, the game encourages continued play for further leveling and leaderboard improvement.
“It is possible to obtain all achievements in an hour or so, but it requires extensive grinding. You can continue playing to level up further and improve your position on the leaderboards.”
“The grinding in this game feels endless and tedious, making it hard to stay engaged.”
“I found the grinding to be repetitive and unfulfilling, which detracted from the overall enjoyment of the game.”
- story1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The story is characterized by a humorous plot and engaging goals, complemented by simple controls, making it accessible and entertaining. The quirky premise, including the playful mention of "extra kidneys," adds to its charm and lightheartedness.
“The story is filled with humor and clever plot twists that keep you engaged throughout the game.”
“The narrative is both entertaining and easy to follow, making it accessible for players of all skill levels.”
“I loved how the story incorporated quirky elements, like the need for extra kidneys, adding a unique charm to the gameplay.”
