THE FLYING СУКА

Some say this is an old PC game that was bootlegged during the golden age of the internet. Some also think it's a crap-post of a game. Either or, it's origins are unknown.  The game came with a manual that reads as follows (Translated): "Hello fellow anti-communist comrades! Welcome to THE FLYING CYKA. You play as Rolf a pig farmer who wants nothing more than drink VOdka and eat BLINI all day. But…