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"The Ditty of Carmeana" is a single-player comedy action game that offers a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks. Players take on the role of Kai, a farm boy who unexpectedly becomes a hero when he agrees to rescue the obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana from kidnappers. The game is not focused on violence or graphics, but rather on witty, razor-sharp satire and lighthearted fun.

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Reviews

87%
Audience ScoreBased on 42 reviews
humor17 positive mentions
  • The game is a unique and hilarious parody that successfully combines clever writing with engaging gameplay, making it a standout in the genre.
  • It offers a quirky open world filled with absurd humor, clever puzzles, and a variety of entertaining quests that keep players engaged.
  • Despite its janky appearance, the game has a lot of heart and charm, with many players finding it to be a refreshing alternative to typical AAA titles.
  • The game can feel incomplete or confusing at times, with some players experiencing frustration due to unclear objectives and overly long cutscenes.
  • While the humor is hit-or-miss, some jokes may not land for everyone, leading to a mixed reception regarding the overall comedic execution.
  • The gameplay can be slow-paced, with a lot of reading and backtracking, which may not appeal to those looking for more action-oriented experiences.
  • humor17 mentions

    The humor in the game is a standout feature, blending clever writing with absurdity and self-referential jokes that often parody the gaming industry itself. While the over-the-top satire and meta-commentary may not appeal to everyone, many players appreciate the smart, well-paced humor that enhances the gameplay experience. Overall, the game is filled with hilarious characters, engaging quests, and a unique comedic style that makes it a must-try for fans of irreverent humor.

    • “What starts as what feels like a 10-minute long parody game branches out into a sprawling quest filled with hilarious jokes and genre-twisting comedy.”
    • “The over-the-top satirical humor might not be for everyone, but if you enjoy jokes that make you want to groan and can handle excessive fourth wall breaking, then this game is definitely worth checking out!”
    • “Very funny, well-paced, interesting, and genuinely fun to play with interesting features and mechanics, great quests, fantastic hilarious characters and plots, all wrapped up in a 10/10 game; I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to anyone.”
  • story6 mentions

    The game's story begins as a brief parody but evolves into an expansive quest filled with humor and genre-bending elements, showcasing a unique blend of comedy and RPG mechanics. While it features a convoluted narrative that may leave some players feeling regretful, the engaging puzzles, stealth missions, and challenging boss battles contribute to a satisfying gameplay experience. Overall, the story is a quirky, ambitious endeavor that defies traditional game design norms.

    • “What starts as what feels like a 10-minute long parody game branches out into a sprawling quest filled with hilarious jokes and genre-twisting comedy.”
    • “The game itself is a parody/meta/Zelda-like/purposely jank RPG adventure game that challenges the normalcy of game and quest design within the genre.”
    • “Just because it's a bundle of gags doesn't mean the story shouldn't care.”
    • “It's funny and impressive in its extraordinarily jank way, but it is a shaggy dog story on a level never seen before and nearly impossible to not feel buyer's remorse over.”
    • “Ie: just because it's a bundle of gags doesn't mean the story shouldn't care.”
    • “What starts as what feels like a 10-minute long parody game branches out into a sprawling quest filled with hilarious jokes and genre-twisting comedy.”
  • gameplay3 mentions

    The gameplay of "Carmeana" is praised for its humor and engaging puzzles, reminiscent of late 2000s flash games and MMOs. Players appreciate the well-paced mechanics, interesting quests, and hilarious characters, contributing to an overall enjoyable experience that many highly recommend.

    • “Unlike the asset flips that this game parodies, the gameplay of 'Carmeana' actually offers some funny jokes and puzzling challenges.”
    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, bringing back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
    • “Very funny, well-paced, interesting, and genuinely fun to play, with unique features and mechanics, great quests, and fantastic hilarious characters and plots—all wrapped up in a 10/10 game. I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to anyone.”
    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, bringing back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
  • optimization2 mentions

    The game is generally well-optimized, running smoothly on low-end PCs with minimal crashes and occasional bugs. Players report a fun experience with its open world, combat, and various gameplay elements, indicating that it performs effectively for its intended design.

    • “It's perfectly playable with an explorable open world sprinkled with secrets throughout, simplistic yet functioning combat, mostly light puzzle solving, boss fights and dungeons, a small selection of minigames, an actual working credit system (yes, there are credit cards), and different items to equip along your journey. Aside from the occasional bug, the game runs smoothly on even the most low-end PCs and doesn't crash, or at least not often.”
    • “I had a fun time playing through, and I personally didn’t run into any issues with the game’s performance.”
  • graphics2 mentions

    The graphics are intentionally janky, evoking nostalgia for late 2000s flash games and MMOs, which enhances the overall experience despite their crude appearance. Users appreciate this retro aesthetic, suggesting it adds charm rather than detracts from gameplay.

    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, bringing back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
    • “Whatever crude graphics or models, it doesn't matter.”
    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, bringing back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
    • “Whatever crude graphics or models, it doesn't matter.”
  • replayability1 mentions

    The game offers a brief experience, typically lasting around four hours, and while it is enjoyable, it lacks significant replayability, making it a one-time playthrough for most players.

    • “The game overall takes only a few hours (my save file says roughly around 4 hours), and while it's fun, it doesn't offer a huge amount of replayability from what I've seen. You'll be getting a sweet, albeit somewhat short, experience.”
    • “The variety of choices and outcomes in the game encourages multiple playthroughs, making each experience feel fresh and engaging.”
    • “With different character builds and story paths to explore, the game offers significant replayability that keeps you coming back for more.”
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