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"The Ditty of Carmeana" is a single-player comedy action game that offers a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks. Players take on the role of Kai, a farm boy who unexpectedly becomes a hero when he agrees to rescue the obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana from kidnappers. The game is not focused on violence or graphics, but rather on witty, razor-sharp satire and lighthearted fun.

Reviews

87%
Audience ScoreBased on 42 reviews
humor17 positive mentions
story3 negative mentions
  • The game is a unique and hilarious parody that successfully combines absurd humor with engaging gameplay mechanics.
  • It offers a sprawling open world filled with clever puzzles, memorable characters, and a variety of quests that keep players entertained.
  • The writing is sharp and witty, with many jokes landing effectively, making it a delightful experience for fans of quirky and irreverent humor.
  • The game suffers from janky mechanics and a lack of polish, which can lead to confusion and frustration during gameplay.
  • Some players find the pacing slow, with excessive dialogue and backtracking that detracts from the overall experience.
  • There are concerns about the game's unfinished feel, with many areas lacking content and some bugs that can hinder progress.
  • humor17 mentions

    The humor in the game is a standout feature, blending clever writing with absurdity and self-referential jokes that often parody the gaming industry itself. While the over-the-top satire and meta-commentary may not appeal to everyone, many players appreciate the smart, well-paced humor that enhances the gameplay experience. Overall, the game is filled with hilarious characters, engaging quests, and a unique comedic style that makes it a must-try for fans of irreverent humor.

    • “What starts as what feels like a 10-minute long parody game branches out into a sprawling quest filled with hilarious jokes and genre-twisting comedy.”
    • “The writing is also pretty funny, loaded to the brim with references, moral quandaries, abstract ideals, and conversations about existence, along with extremely meta/self-referential humor.”
    • “The over-the-top satirical humor might not be for everyone, but if you enjoy jokes that make you want to groan and can handle excessive fourth wall breaking, then this game is definitely worth checking out!”
  • story6 mentions

    The game's story begins as a brief parody but evolves into an expansive quest filled with humor and genre-bending elements, showcasing a unique blend of comedy and RPG mechanics. While it features a convoluted narrative that may leave some players feeling regretful, the engaging puzzles and challenging boss battles provide a satisfying progression through the plot. Overall, the game is seen as a quirky, ambitious project that could potentially become a hidden gem in the genre.

    • “The game itself is a parody/meta/Zelda-like/purposely janky RPG adventure game that challenges the normalcy of game and quest design within the genre.”
    • “To progress through the main plot, you have to solve 'escape room-like' puzzles, complete stealthy missions, and overcome clever boss battles, all of which are challenging and leave you with a sense of satisfaction.”
    • “It's funny and impressive in its extraordinarily jank way, but it is a shaggy dog story on a level never seen before and nearly impossible to not feel buyer's remorse over.”
    • “Ie: just because it's a bundle of gags doesn't mean the story shouldn't care.”
    • “What starts as what feels like a 10-minute long parody game branches out into a sprawling quest filled with hilarious jokes and genre-twisting comedy.”
  • gameplay3 mentions

    The gameplay of "Carmeana" is praised for its humor and engaging puzzles, reminiscent of late 2000s flash games and MMOs. Players appreciate its well-paced mechanics, interesting quests, and hilarious characters, making it a highly recommended and enjoyable experience.

    • “Unlike the asset flips that this game parodies, the gameplay of Carmeana actually offers some funny jokes and puzzling challenges.”
    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, bringing back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
    • “Very funny, well-paced, interesting, and genuinely fun to play, with great quests, fantastic hilarious characters and plots, all wrapped up in a 10/10 game. I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to anyone.”
    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, and bring back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
  • optimization2 mentions

    The game is generally well-optimized, running smoothly on low-end PCs with minimal crashes and occasional bugs. Players report a playable experience with an engaging open world, functional combat, and various gameplay elements, contributing to an overall enjoyable performance.

    • “It's perfectly playable with an explorable open world sprinkled with secrets throughout, simplistic yet functioning combat, mostly light puzzle solving, boss fights and dungeons, a small selection of minigames, an actual working credit system (yes, there are credit cards), and different items to equip along your journey. Aside from the occasional bug, the game runs smoothly on even the most potato PCs and doesn't crash, or at least not often.”
    • “I had a fun time playing through, and I personally didn’t run into any issues with the game’s performance.”
  • graphics2 mentions

    The graphics are characterized as janky yet nostalgic, reminiscent of late 2000s flash games and MMOs, which some users feel enhances the overall experience despite their crude quality.

    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, bringing back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
    • “The graphics and janky gameplay only enhance the experience, and bring back fond memories of late 2000s flash games and MMOs.”
    • “Whatever crude graphics or models, it doesn't matter.”
  • replayability1 mentions

    The game offers a brief experience, typically lasting around four hours, and while it is enjoyable, it lacks significant replayability, making it a short but sweet playthrough.

    • “The game offers a unique experience with each playthrough, encouraging players to explore different strategies and choices.”
    • “With multiple endings and various character paths, the replayability factor is high, making each session feel fresh and engaging.”
    • “The dynamic world and evolving storylines ensure that no two playthroughs are the same, providing endless opportunities for exploration.”
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