That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Gun and Had to Buy People to Protect My House

You've just been reincarnated as a Colt 1873 single-action revolver. In a world without ammunition, you're vulnerable to a local gang of weapons that constantly breaks into your house and steals your waffles. As you're trying to figure out how to arm yourself, you notice the local orphanage down the street currently has discounted adoption fees... ----- Job Descriptions: Child (DPS) - The most …