Spare The Rod

Money!!! Captialism!!!  Consumerism!!! Presents and packages, boxes and bags!Tinsel and trappings, trimmings, and tags!!!  These children need Krampus, and he's practically here!  All he needs now, are the weapons they fear! He's building them in his workshop,  All he needs is his anvil,In a quick jump, skip, and a hop,Those naughty children will be in for a shock! But what was that noise?With a s…