Panic! At the Picnic

The weather is beautiful, and you've decided to have a picnic! Since you're such a nice person, you invited your pale emo friend to socialize and get some sun. Unfortunately, endless waves of ants have decided they want to join in on the fun. Since your emo friend "seeks pain to feel alive," he won't stop eating, even if ants end up on his food! As you might imagine, this could end poorly. Place b…