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P-Walker's Simulation is a single player racing game with violence and erotic themes. It was developed by BrainStrainStudios and was released on May 24, 2017. It received neutral reviews from players.

In this game, you control Paul, a man that faces many obstacles in both life and death.

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46%Audience ScoreBased on 39 reviews
humor5 positive mentions
story3 negative mentions

  • The game has a short playtime, making it a quick experience to complete.
  • It features a variety of gameplay elements and levels, creating an unusual and unpredictable experience.
  • Some players find the game humorous and enjoy its meme content and cringeworthy charm.
  • The game suffers from poor controls, numerous bugs, glitches, crashes, and lack of optimization resulting in huge FPS drops.
  • The audio levels are unbalanced, voice acting is low quality, and achievements are broken or non-functional.
  • The content is often offensive or insensitive, including inappropriate stereotypes and poor taste humor.
  • humor

    6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's humor is widely seen as poor or unfunny, often coming across as unintentionally hilarious due to its low quality. While some find it amusing in a "so bad it's good" way, overall the humor fails to land effectively.

    • “It's a hilarious game you should totally check it out :)”
    • “I have no idea what this is trying to be, but it is hilarious in the same way that 'The Room' is hilarious.”
    • “Pretty bad but also so bad that it's kinda funny.”
    • “All is bad here, even the memes are unfunny.”
  • story

    4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The story received mixed feedback, with some users praising it as amazing, while others found it random, shallow, and poorly crafted, contributing to an overall hollow experience.

    • “Amazing story”
    • “It is a hollow experience with broken gameplay and little story, there is nothing to redeem itself.”
    • “Initially, I thought this game was a cash grab show created by lack of talent, with developers who had no business or idea how to craft a story and wrap a game around it.”
    • “A random story.”
  • gameplay

    4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay received mixed feedback, with some users criticizing it for broken mechanics, particularly driving controls, and lack of engaging content, while others appreciated the variety offered by different gameplay styles in each level. Overall, the experience is seen as inconsistent and often frustrating.

    • “Amazing gameplay.”
    • “Different gameplay in every level.”
    • “Once this is complete, I will understand the full scope of the racist jokes, pointless puzzles, awful voice acting, and quite possibly the most horrendous driving mechanics I have ever taken control of (and I've played about a dozen awful driving titles on Steam alone).”
    • “It is a hollow experience with broken gameplay and little story, there is nothing to redeem itself.”
    • “- Different gameplay in every level.”
  • music

    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music is generally criticized for being low quality, inconsistent, and accompanied by random, off-putting sound effects and voice acting, contributing to a negative overall experience.

    • “Unity assets and some music that comes and goes randomly.”
    • “Russian memes, trump memes, terrorist memes, bad music, whisper voice-acting, broken achievements... not much I can say that's positive.”
  • stability

    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game suffers from numerous bugs, frequent crashes, and a poor framerate, leading to a frustrating and unstable experience. Widespread glitches and control issues further hinder gameplay, resulting in a lack of overall enjoyment.

    • “Bugs... plenty, and glitches, and crashes.”
    • “Garbage controls, horrid framerate, glitches, a thousand game breaking glitches, and just pure lack of fun.”
  • monetization

    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Users perceive the game's monetization as exploitative and aggressive, viewing it as a poorly designed cash grab with little regard for quality or player experience.

  • graphics

    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics are widely criticized for poor visual quality, frequent glitches, and extremely low framerate, contributing to a frustrating and unenjoyable experience. Users also mention that the visuals feel cobbled together and detract significantly from the overall gameplay.

  • optimization

    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game features amazing optimization, ensuring smooth performance and efficient resource usage across various systems.

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P-Walker's Simulation is a racing game with violence and erotic themes.

P-Walker's Simulation is available on PC and Windows.

P-Walker's Simulation was released on May 24, 2017.

P-Walker's Simulation was developed by BrainStrainStudios.

P-Walker's Simulation has received neutral reviews from players. Most players liked P-Walker's Simulation for its humor but disliked it for its story.

P-Walker's Simulation is a single player game.

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