h8machine

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h8machine is a single player action game. It was developed by gaem by jj and was released on August 4, 2022. It received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players.

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Indie

Play Modes

Single-Player

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97%

Audience ScoreBased on 72 reviews

humor18 positive mentions

replayability1 negative mentions

Hilarious and clever satire of internet culture that enhances the gameplay experience.
Unique deck-building mechanics with a variety of strategies and card combinations to explore.
Short, engaging runs that are easy to pick up and play, making it accessible for casual gamers.

Limited replayability due to the sameness of early game experiences and pre-packaged card bundles.
Some gameplay jank, including issues with the game over screen and challenging mini-games that can be frustrating.
Lack of a save function can be inconvenient, requiring players to commit to longer play sessions.

humor
18 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game is praised for its unique and over-the-top humor, effectively blending meme culture and clever gameplay mechanics. Players find it to be a refreshing and hilarious card battler, with a surprising depth in deckbuilding that enhances the comedic experience. Despite some critiques regarding gameplay mechanics, the overall sense of humor is consistently highlighted as a standout feature.
- “Ridiculous and fun, it's a unique card game with a wild sense of humor.”
- “This is one of the most hilarious, genius, and refreshing card battler games I've ever played; why am I one of the only people who know about this yet?!”
- “Theme: obviously they are going for over-the-top meme/jokes/reddit type of humor blended into the gameplay, and honestly, it works out unbelievably well and makes a lot of sense.”
gameplay
14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
43%
36%
21%
The gameplay is characterized by its engaging deck-building mechanics and a humorous, meme-inspired theme that resonates well with players. It combines elements of roguelike gameplay with a unique twist, allowing players to argue against internet strawmen, resulting in a fun and concise experience that effectively balances depth and humor. Overall, the gameplay is praised for its creativity and entertainment value, making it a worthwhile investment.
- “Different mechanics, enough depth for interesting deckbuilding and a good sense of humor.”
- “Cynical little deck-building game that's nice and short and doesn't take too long for all the mechanics to start clicking.”
- “Roguelike: in terms of gameplay elements, the existing roguelike is both extremely fun and unique enough to give it an interesting take.”
- “Cynical little deck building game that's nice and short and doesn't take too long for all the mechanics to start clicking.”
- “Theme: obviously they are going for over the top meme/jokes/reddit type of humor blended into the gameplay and honestly it works out unbelievably well and makes a lot of sense.”
- “Roguelike: also in terms of gameplay elements, the existing roguelike is both extremely fun and unique enough to give it an interesting take.”
graphics
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics are characterized by a vibrant and chaotic aesthetic reminiscent of social media, which adds a unique flair to the game. This visually striking style complements the clever deck-building mechanics, making it stand out among similar titles.
- “The graphics are a stunning blend of vibrant colors and intricate designs that truly bring the game world to life.”
- “The visual style is unique and captivating, making every scene a feast for the eyes.”
- “The attention to detail in the graphics enhances the overall experience, immersing players in a beautifully crafted environment.”
- “The graphics are a chaotic blend of colors and styles that feel more like a social media feed than a cohesive game environment.”
- “The visual design seems to prioritize style over substance, resulting in a confusing and overwhelming aesthetic.”
- “The overall graphics lack polish and can be distracting, making it hard to focus on the gameplay.”
music
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The music in the game is consistently described as classy, contributing to an elegant and refined atmosphere.
- “The music is incredibly classy and adds a sophisticated touch to the game.”
- “The soundtrack features classy music that enhances the overall experience.”
- “I love how the classy music complements the game's atmosphere perfectly.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
Players note that the game's replayability is limited, primarily due to the need for self-imposed challenges to maintain difficulty and the reduction of "bundles" posts, which diminishes variety in gameplay.
- “The only real problem it has is that you have to use self-imposed challenges for the game to feel hard, and the fact that the 'bundles' posts are reduced diminishes the amount of replayability in the game.”