Fear of the Ungnome

"It seems that your Great Aunt Fanny has, sadly, passed away." ...Who? Wasn't she your mom's relative or something? Maybe we met once at a reunion when I was, like, 5? Was she the one with the, er, eccentric tastes? Either way, the trenchcoated lawyer at your door insists that she was, in fact, your relative. They also proclaim that she left one specific possession to you in her will: her most p…