Dr. Fizzgigious Fantabulous Carbon Dating Simulacrum

Dr. Fizzgigious is a scholar fascinated by carbonated drinks and historical artifacts. His passions merged when his latest carbonated concoction brings artifacts to life! Dr. Fizzgigious' Fantabulous Carbon Dating Simulacrum is quasi-educational! Potentially Romantic! Incredibly Cute! Dr. Fizzgigious must prove he's an "ace" archaeologist and his passion for artifacts by answering questions …