BITTER RIVALS

Emily Laurel Rachelle-Briton is your rival. Your family and her family have been at odds since before either of you were born. She's your competition in everything, from grades to sports to all-around reputation.  And she's a real bitch, too.  Maybe not as much of a bitch as your sadistic mother, Deirdre Holloway, though. Sheinsists on giving you the most humiliating punishments despite the fact…