All I Want For Christmas...Is To Get Out Of This *$#!% Mall

Working retail during the holidays sucks. The weather is cold, the stores are crowded, and every customer is stressed and angry.  But the worst thing is the music. The same 5 Christmas songs are played on a non-stop loop every day from November 1st until January 1st.  And all of these playlists are capped off with Mariah Carey declaring that all she wants for Christmas is a non-specific you.  And,…