Two-Body Problem

Eric always wanted to be a c̙̭͇͔͖̺̬͒̃̀͆͟ͅa̞̼̔̈́̀r̮̠͓ͨ̃̊̚͞.  ̶̛̤͈̪̗̘̍̀̔̓̈ͅͅÀ̵͖̝̼͎̺̰̅͋̅͒̂͗̉̀͋͘̕ͅn̵̫̦̬̳̓́̓̈ḑ̶̲̻̣̼͙͚̤͕̲̗̙͍̓̒͆͑̾̇̈́̍̅͊͗͊͝ he  ̸̼̫̦̭̰͖̗͈̯̻̪̭͚̲̽͗̾͜w̷̧̘̥̻͙̣͍̹͔̱̱̟̙̤͖̰̩̄̑̈́̂̄̇̈́̽͛̊̋̆͘͠ͅå̷̘͉͂ṣ̷̢̢̨͔̝͇̻͓̦̻̣͈͕̽̈́͊͊̔͐̓̋̆̚͜ͅ bigger ̷̡̟͎̪͙̮̦͙̦͌͐̊̓̄̍̍̉̉͂̈́́͆̏͑̒̊̏̾ţ̵̛̛̠͎̹̦̞̬̹͎̖̲͖͆̂̾͊̾̋͗́̂̃ͅͅh̶̢̧̧̪̦̰̖̲̗̙̬̦̤̞̘̄̂̄͊̽͝a̵̡̤̪͈̲̫̟͑͋́̈́͘n̸͚̮̙̭̯̹͇̙̉͆̔̽ͅ ̷̖͙͕̈́̉̅̎͒́̔̀́̒̚͘͝t̵͇̗̹̫͇̹̬͍̟͔̯̱͙͕͇̫͔͑̅̔͐̈́͐͐̅̂̑͗͗h̵̃̏́́̏͑̾̅…