- December 16, 2025
- Hmph. Studios
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
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About This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a single player and multiplayer survival platformer game with a horror theme. It was developed by Hmph. Studios and was released on December 16, 2025. It received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players.
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
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- Highly enjoyable multiplayer experience, especially fun to play with friends and encourages entertaining chaos and strategies.
- Easy to learn but hard to master gameplay that offers a good mix of challenge and humor.
- Charming presentation with fun character animations and clever mechanics like teleporting and resetting runs.
- Can be frustrating and tilting, especially for new players due to difficulty and mechanics like falling requiring climbing back up.
- Technical and graphical aspects are basic and not particularly impressive.
- Some players may find it annoying or painful after extended play, requiring patience with the learning curve.
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2 mentions Positive Neutral NegativeThe game features a hilarious and chaotic humor that shines during multiplayer sessions, combining quirky golf mechanics with 2D platforming. While the humor adds to the fun, some players find the platforming challenges slightly frustrating.
“Hilarious game, I recommend playing this at a party since it gets more chaotic and allows for different strategies.”
“A funny mix of golf and 2D precision platforming, somewhat frustrating as these games tend to be, where you can fall and have to climb back up again.”
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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a survival platformer game with horror theme. Common tags for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf include indie, golf, 2d, dark humor, psychological and others.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is available on PC and Windows.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was released on December 16, 2025.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was developed by Hmph. Studios.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf has received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players. Most players liked This Is Why We Don't Play Golf for its humor but disliked it for its gameplay.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a single player game with multiplayer and local co-op support.
Similar games include Heave Ho, Golf Gang, Stuck Together, Climb The Backrooms, Only Up: With Friends and others.