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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a single player and multiplayer survival platformer game with a horror theme. It was developed by Hmph. Studios and was released on December 31, 2025.
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a survival platformer game with horror theme.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is available on PC and Windows.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was released on December 31, 2025.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was developed by Hmph. Studios.
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a single player game with multiplayer and local co-op support.
Similar games include Goblins & Grottos, Gone Golfing, Eraser, Ben and Ed, Superliminal and others.