The Holy Treenity

All you need to do is survive for 5 minutes. Wait, why am I dying? Oh, I don't have enough oxygen. Let's plant some trees then. Wait, why am I so cold? Oh god, all those trees sucked all the carbon out of the air and made this place cool down! BURN THE TREES. BURN THE TREES. Is it just me, or has it not rained in like a minute? I need water! I need water to survive! In "The Holy Treenity", all yo…