- August 9, 2024
- Nerial
- 8h median play time
The Crush House
The Crush House exceeded all my expectations, creating an experience that was enjoyable, engaging and incredibly reflective.
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About
"The Crush House" is a reality TV show simulation where you play as Jae, the producer, and must cast, film, and produce each season in a Malibu mansion. Each season is unique based on your chosen cast and audience demands, with twists and questions arising as you continue. Cast twelve eccentric personalities to create a four-person cast for each season, and keep your show on air by satiating the audience or risk cancellation. Uncover clandestine conversations and truths, while navigating the demands of the Network.











- The game features a fun and unique concept that combines reality TV with engaging gameplay mechanics.
- The art style is gorgeous, and the characters have interesting personalities that add to the overall charm of the game.
- The humor and satirical elements are well-executed, making for an entertaining experience.
- The gameplay can become repetitive quickly, with many dialogues and scenarios feeling recycled after a few seasons.
- Some players experience significant motion sickness due to the first-person perspective, which detracts from the enjoyment.
- Technical issues and bugs, such as crashes and freezing, have been reported, impacting the overall experience.
gameplay
84 mentions Positive Neutral NegativeThe gameplay of the game is characterized by a unique and innovative mechanic that involves satisfying various audience preferences through filming, which many players find engaging and fun. However, several reviews highlight that the gameplay can become repetitive and lacks depth over time, with some players expressing disappointment in the overall execution and pacing. While the humor and art style are praised, the core gameplay loop may not evolve significantly, leading to a mixed reception regarding its long-term enjoyment.
“Fun gameplay and gorgeous art.”
“Really good, innovative gameplay!”
“The crush house nails everything it's shown off: the believable-yet-satirical procedural conversations and subsequent relationships, the silly filming challenges which can be at times fairly difficult, and the task-oriented gameplay of combining a diverse cast of attention-seekers in order to elicit the widest variety of interactions from them.”
“Loved the premise of this game and was pretty excited for it, but unfortunately, the gameplay was boring and quite disappointing, so I had to refund the game.”
“It's been noted in most other reviews, but the gameplay goes stale pretty quick.”
“From the three hours I could stand, the gameplay loop had become running around filming whatever random stuff the randomly selected audience groups want and the moment I hit the quota I just run ads for the rest of the broadcast.”
The Crush House Review – XOXO
The Crush House is a clever and entertaining spin on reality television - one that has its tongue firmly in cheek, but which also speaks to deeper themes in the metanarrative I'm working hard not to spoil here. It's repetitive and a little unfair at times, but also compelling and enjoyable - and there's a real thrill to getting good footage.
80%The Crush House Review
The Crush House is a game that clearly manifested from a fantastic core idea, but falls short of realising its vast potential due to curious performance issues and a gameplay loop that just barely misses its opportunity to fully bloom.
65%The Crush House review
The Crush House gives you your very own reality TV show to produce and film, full of drama, naughtiness and a whole lot of butts.
85%