The Crush House
- August 9, 2024
- Nerial
- 8h median play time
The Crush House exceeded all my expectations, creating an experience that was enjoyable, engaging and incredibly reflective.
"The Crush House" is a reality TV show simulation where you play as Jae, the producer, and must cast, film, and produce each season in a Malibu mansion. Each season is unique based on your chosen cast and audience demands, with twists and questions arising as you continue. Cast twelve eccentric personalities to create a four-person cast for each season, and keep your show on air by satiating the audience or risk cancellation. Uncover clandestine conversations and truths, while navigating the demands of the Network.
Reviews
- The game features a unique and engaging premise that combines reality TV with a mystery element, providing a fun and humorous experience.
- The art style and character designs are vibrant and appealing, enhancing the overall enjoyment of the game.
- The gameplay mechanics, such as filming and satisfying various audience demands, create a challenging yet rewarding experience.
- The game suffers from repetitive dialogue and interactions, leading to a lack of character differentiation and diminishing replayability.
- Some players find the gameplay loop becomes tedious over time, with a focus on filming static objects rather than engaging with the cast.
- The endings feel underwhelming and do not provide satisfactory resolutions to the story, leaving players wanting more.
- story73 mentions
- 23 % positive mentions
- 73 % neutral mentions
- 4 % negative mentions
The game's story is a mixed bag, with some players finding it engaging and humorous, while others feel it lacks depth and resolution. Many appreciate the intriguing premise and character dynamics, but criticize the repetitive dialogue and the thin overarching plot that leaves many mysteries unresolved. Overall, while the story can be captivating, it often feels incomplete and may not satisfy those seeking a rich narrative experience.
“Not to mention the game's humor, compelling story, and unraveling the mystery of the crush house.”
“I am really enjoying playing this game; its core mechanic is very fun, and the background story is very gripping.”
“The thing that was motivating me to keep going through it was the aforementioned mystery, which I was really interested to find out more about as a big fan of story-rich games.”
“I made an effort to uncover all the secrets and endings, but I still felt confused about the overall story and conclusion.”
“The story is more of a glimpse than it is a full narrative.”
“I thought it was fun and I actually really got into the story, which made it more disappointing when I got both endings and realized there wasn't going to be any further exploration or closure on the plot... both endings just kind of leave you hanging.”
- gameplay71 mentions
- 39 % positive mentions
- 45 % neutral mentions
- 15 % negative mentions
The gameplay of "The Crush House" is characterized by a unique and innovative core loop that involves filming content tailored to various audience preferences, which many players find engaging and addictive. However, critiques highlight that the mechanics can become repetitive and poorly explained, leading to a lack of depth and strategic evolution as the game progresses. While the humor and narrative elements are praised, some players feel that the gameplay ultimately falls short of expectations, with a desire for more variety and complexity in interactions and objectives.
“Really good, innovative gameplay!”
“The core gameplay loop is that -- you have some audiences with some preferences and you need to film what they're excited about.”
“Truly unique gameplay with fun writing and tons of charm!”
“What we found was a really surprisingly disappointing mess of counter-intuitive writing and game mechanics.”
“The mechanics are poorly explained and implemented.”
“In the end it felt like it was more about the 'mystery' of the house, which isn't necessarily bad, but the gameplay was far too often encouraging me to leave my goofballs to film things like the pipes underneath the house.”
- humor29 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely praised for its originality, wit, and ability to surprise players, often drawing comparisons to reality television and other comedic media. Reviewers highlight the engaging dialogue, quirky character interactions, and a blend of hilarious and shocking moments that enhance the overall experience. While some found certain jokes less effective, the majority agree that the writing and comedic elements contribute significantly to the game's charm and addictiveness.
“I love that this game brought what felt like totally new, hilarious, and sometimes surprising experiences!”
“The writing is hilarious, the art style is adorable, and the mystery element is very intriguing.”
“The dialogue is hilarious and familiar - it's that messy goodness that's found in reality television.”
- monetization24 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization system in the game heavily relies on ad revenue, which players can accumulate by pausing gameplay to run ads, often leading to repetitive gameplay as they prioritize ad collection over filming. While the humorous and quirky nature of the ads adds some entertainment value, players find the system inefficient and frustrating, particularly due to issues with ad functionality and the limited time available for ad play. Overall, the monetization approach feels shallow and can detract from the overall gaming experience, as players often resort to running ads instead of engaging with the core gameplay.
“Tailoring ads gets more money, and since that doesn't work effectively, and since there is little free time to have the camera off to run ads in the first place, it's difficult to earn money in order to buy new props.”
“Ads pay out, but at the cost of not getting footage, meaning you risk restarting the whole day over, adding even more repetitive gameplay to an already overly repetitive game.”
“In seasons 1 and 2, I would clear my goals with plenty of time to spare and then just sit on ads waiting for the day to end because there was no penalty for it.”
- graphics17 mentions
- 59 % positive mentions
- 24 % neutral mentions
- 18 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are widely praised for their cute and unique art style, vibrant colors, and appealing character designs, which enhance the overall aesthetic experience. While some users noted minor glitches and a lack of graphics settings, the visuals are generally considered charming and well-suited to the game's fun concept. Overall, the art style is a standout feature that carries the game, despite some criticisms regarding repetitive content.
“Great aesthetics overall with the colors, characters, and animations.”
“The writing is hilarious, the art style is adorable, and the mystery element is very intriguing.”
“I love the art style and character designs.”
“There are no graphics settings aside from fullscreen and VSync toggles.”
“Basically, the game's art style carries it.”
“All this complaining has been about the aesthetic and character stuff.”
- stability7 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game's stability is a significant concern, with numerous users reporting frequent glitches and performance issues that hinder gameplay. While the concept and aesthetics are appreciated, the bugs are described as severe enough to make the game unplayable for some, indicating a pressing need for improvements in this area.
“I will say unfortunately I kept running into glitches and performance issues when playing.”
“Tldr, great concept, fun after a while but could use some spruced up dialogue and the glitches/performance needs to be fixed.”
“This game is so buggy it is unplayable.”
- optimization5 mentions
- 60 % positive mentions
- -20 % neutral mentions
- 60 % negative mentions
The game's optimization has been criticized for frequent glitches and performance issues, particularly on high-end PCs, while it performs better on the Steam Deck. Players note that these technical problems detract from the overall experience, despite the game's enjoyable concept and gameplay.
“On the Steam Deck, it works great, but on my super nice computer, for some reason, the performance is bad where it lags and skips frequently.”
“TL;DR, great concept, fun after a while, but could use some spruced-up dialogue, and the glitches/performance needs to be fixed.”
“I think without the performance issues I've been running into, I'd recommend the game, but do know the gameplay loop is repetitive and the objectives of the game will take you away from just filming a reality TV show.”
“Unfortunately, I kept running into glitches and performance issues while playing.”
“On the Steam Deck, it works great, but on my super nice computer, the performance is bad, with frequent lags and skips.”
“I have been experiencing constant performance issues in this game, unlike anything I encounter in games that are much more taxing on my hardware.”
- grinding4 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Reviews indicate that the grinding aspect of the game can feel tedious and repetitive, leading to a sense of boredom during extended play sessions. While the game is enjoyable in short bursts, many players advise against blind purchasing unless it's discounted due to the grind-heavy experience.
“The negativity, and thus this negative review, is entirely based on how freaking grindy it feels.”
“Kinda tedious.”
“The game is fun to play, yet sometimes repetitive and it does get boring and tedious if played for a long time.”
- character development4 mentions
- 75 % positive mentions
- 25 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The character designs in the game are visually striking and easily identifiable, enhancing the overall aesthetic and gameplay experience. However, despite the unique art style and strong initial impressions, players feel that the lack of sufficient dialogue limits deeper character development.
“The character designs really pop, and you're able to quickly read who everyone is within seconds of seeing them and track them down within the house.”
“The character designs are also very unique.”
“I love the art style and character designs.”
- music4 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The music in the game is well-regarded for its cool and colorful soundtrack, featuring remixes from popular indie games, which adds to the overall vibe. While it serves as a subtle background element, players appreciate its ability to enhance the atmosphere, though some find the lack of options to change the music limiting.
“I think the game has a pretty cool and colorful visual style and a good soundtrack.”
“I really love the low-key easter eggs and shout-outs to other indie games, as well as the soundtrack that includes remixes from amazing games like Bugsnax (Sunrise Over Snaktooth Island) and Cult of the Lamb!”
“The music is notable, but deliberately background; you'll notice it just enough to know if the vibe isn't right.”
“The game doesn't tell you how to change the music or do the off-kilter thing.”
- emotional3 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players express a sense of emotional dissatisfaction due to an incomplete narrative, feeling as though a crucial act was missing, which left them unfulfilled. The challenge of navigating conflicting audience expectations adds a layer of intrigue, but the constant character conflicts create confusion about what constitutes "wholesome," detracting from the overall emotional experience.
“It felt like there was supposed to be an act III for the game that never happened, and that made me feel high and dry.”
“Figuring out how to appease each audience, especially when opposing audiences like 'wholesome' and 'wine moms' would show up, was compelling from a social engineering meets framing puzzle perspective.”
- replayability2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -150 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Reviewers express concerns about replayability, noting that repetitive character behaviors and dialogue diminish the excitement of trying different casts, ultimately undermining immersion and the desire to replay the game.
“The variety of choices and outcomes keeps me coming back for more, enhancing the replayability significantly.”
“Each playthrough feels unique due to the different paths and character interactions, making replayability a strong point of the game.”
“The game offers multiple endings and branching storylines, which greatly increases its replayability.”
“This undermines immersion and replayability.”
“I've had several different cast members behave the exact same way and say the exact same things, which makes me feel less excited about the replayability or running different casts.”
Critic Reviews
The Crush House Review – XOXO
The Crush House is a clever and entertaining spin on reality television - one that has its tongue firmly in cheek, but which also speaks to deeper themes in the metanarrative I'm working hard not to spoil here. It's repetitive and a little unfair at times, but also compelling and enjoyable - and there's a real thrill to getting good footage.
80%The Crush House Review
The Crush House is a game that clearly manifested from a fantastic core idea, but falls short of realising its vast potential due to curious performance issues and a gameplay loop that just barely misses its opportunity to fully bloom.
65%The Crush House review
The Crush House gives you your very own reality TV show to produce and film, full of drama, naughtiness and a whole lot of butts.
85%