Re-Pear

Once upon a time, there was a delicious pear. The pear was known for being a bit of a party animal--er… fruit. The pear, after a night of partying, stumbled about through the orchard, trying to find his way home. And then, things went pear-shaped. Since his balance was more than a little im-pear-ed, the poor guy fell right onto a knife, slicing himself in two! The pear, feeling a little sorry for …