Quadratic Attack 1D

Have you ever thought that games had too many dimensions? 2D still too much? Here you go? 1D game. I mean it technically has movement in 2 dimensions, but it's depicted purely 1 dimensionally. It's like how a 3D game is actually depicted in 2 dimensions on your screen. Oh? Were you hoping the game would only play in 1 dimension as well? Too bad! This game is an April Fools' Day project so like. id…