One Pong Man

POSSIBLE SEIZURE WARNING Note: You can also use the arrow keys instead of WASD, or two hand it with both!  An interdimensional cosmic god intercepted a transmission of a game of pong from across the multiverse. He has traveled here to witness the skill of the most acclaimed pong player, whom he has decided, in all his omniscience, is YOU. And what better challenge to the greatest pong player in t…