No Wizards Here!!

You are from PLANET WIZARD. A wormhole has opened between your planet and EARTH, allowing a WIZARD BEAST to travel through. This is no good. Humans cannot know about wizards, or the knowledge will surely SHRED their MEATY LITTLE BRAINS. You have traveled through the wormhole to protect Earth from the dangers of the wizard beast. The humans CANNOT know you are a wizard – there are NO WIZARDS HERE!!…