MILD LIBS: World's Greatest PR Statement

Have you ever wanted to make your own meaningless PR statement? Jealous of how easily corporations respond with cowardly drivel to ethical crises in their industry? Look no further! With this MILD LIB, you can make your own vacuous reaction to the incident of your choice, alone or with a friend! No need to break your golden handcuffs and take any kind of moral stand—just fill in these blanks, and …