Behold the Kickmen
- July 20, 2017
- Size Five Games
A misguided attempt at parody, underpinned by a poor sports game by anyone’s standards.
Get on Steam"Behold the Kickmen" is a satirical soccer game that parodies sports simulations. Instead of traditional soccer rules, this game offers an exaggerated and humorous take on the sport, with quirky mechanics and unique gameplay elements. The objective is to score goals, but players can also enjoy the absurdity of the experience, filled with odd physics and funny commentary.
Nintendo Switch
Reviews
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gameplay54 positive mentions
grinding14 negative mentions
- gameplay152 mentions
- 36 % positive mentions
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- 8 % negative mentions
- funny138 mentions
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- story114 mentions
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- music30 mentions
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- graphics16 mentions
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- grinding14 mentions
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- stability4 mentions
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- emotional2 mentions
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- character development2 mentions
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- atmosphere2 mentions
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Critic Reviews
26% average critic score
