LSD: Last Second Details

Are you ready to ascend to the ethereal pathways of the seven truths?  You took your acid tab 30 minutes ago and you can feel it start to come on. Wait a second.  Did you turn on the trippy lights?  And what about all those clothes that needed to be put in the laundry basket?  And all that dirt that needs to be vacuumed? You have less than a minute to finish your chores before your head enters the…