Hitler is my crush

“Best game I've ever played so far, I recommend this game (also has the best soundtracks I've ever heard!!!!)”

“The music/soundtrack was the highlight for me, absolute banger!!”

“The soundtrack selection is just chef’s kiss; it really gets you in the right mindset for battling through the enemy forces.”

“From the very first moment, it completely hooked me: the gameplay, the story, the details… everything is crafted with a level of care that you can feel in every second.”

“In all 14 minutes I spent staring at the screen and listening to the beautiful music, I became enraptured with the environment, the perfect stage design, the beautifully articulated story, and the intricate ways that each character contributed to the plot.”

“From the captivating storyline to the intricately designed characters, the game's creators have woven a masterpiece.”

“I genuinely cannot comprehend what I have just experienced. I opened this game for 12 minutes and now I legally qualify as a different person. My ID updated itself, my bank called me sir for the first time in my life. This is not a game, this is a spiritual awakening. I loaded it up thinking it would be a joke but instead it rewired my brain chemistry and fixed my entire bloodline. I don't even know how to explain this. This isn't a game; this is a government experiment to see what happens when someone reaches peak enlightenment through pixels. I blinked once during a cutscene and when I opened my eyes my room had better lighting. I used to be lost in life, no purpose, no direction, but after playing this masterpiece everything became clear. My posture improved instantly, my taxes filed themselves and my microwave finally stopped beeping at me for no reason. Before playing this I was unemployed, now I'm still unemployed but like spiritually promoted. The writing is absolutely insane, I laughed, I cried, I felt emotions I didn't even know were legally allowed. I accidentally stood up and saluted my monitor because I forgot I was in my own house. At one point I had to pause the game just to sit in silence and rethink every decision I've ever made since birth. Then I stared at my reflection and asked, am I worthy. My family tried to talk to me during gameplay but I simply nodded wisely because they wouldn't understand. You don't just play this game, you become it. My dog looked at the screen, nodded and left the room. He knew all my problems are gone now. I don't know how I don't know why but I am no longer the same person I was before pressing play. I have been rebuilt.”

“️ It’s witty, sharp, and at times so emotionally raw that you’ll laugh, cry, and scream all within the same scene.”

“This game made me very emotional, this is exactly how my grandfather described how World War 2 was. He said he had to collect posters and turn on 2 radios while having to collect multiple hearts and this game has all of it. This game made me remind of my grandfather and this made me emotional. I want to thank the game developer for making me experience what my grandfather felt in World War 2.”

“The T-pose glitch made me laugh so hard I spilled my drink.”

“The dialogue is filled with deliberately awkward humor, strange romantic monologues, and moments of grotesque irony.”

“From the moment you meet Hitler, you’re pulled into a vibrant world filled with charming dialogue, hilarious missteps, and genuinely touching moments.”

“Visually, the game radiates an aesthetic that can only be described as avant-garde minimalism.”

“Stunning visuals: the hand-drawn art style bursts with color and personality, making every scene feel alive.”

“The game’s art style strikes a perfect balance between realism and creativity, with environments that are both beautiful and functional.”

“Hitler is My Crush reinvents the entire genre by blending strategy, role-playing, and relationship-building into a seamless experience that feels fresh, dynamic, and endlessly replayable.”

“Replayability = infinite.”

“Strong community and replayability.”

“Simply one of the best games I've ever played; it's impressive how well it balanced the narrative with the atmosphere.”

“The storytelling, the fluent gameplay, the atmosphere, there is nothing else like it!”

“A pretty good game with an enjoyable atmosphere.”

“The character designs are stunning—you’ll actually swoon at the expressions, gestures, and attention to detail.”

“Loved the character design.”

“The graphics, the character design, the skibidi toilets, nothing not to like about it!”

“Well optimized and very good value with regular updates.”

“In terms of technical performance, the game is straightforward and lightweight, running smoothly on most systems thanks to its simple assets.”