Giraffe Gambler: Extreme Zillionaire

The famed LA casino "Safari" is well known for a variety of things: from their definitely-not-rigged slots to their card games that use a deck unique to Safari. But their most infamous attraction is the Giraffe Derby, where casino-goers bet their life's savings on which giraffe can win a 500 meter dash. However, one day one of these giraffes escapes their derby life... and that giraffe is you! Pla…