Galacti-Co.™ P.I.T.T.S.T.O.P

Congratulations on joining the illustrious ranks of Galactic-Co, the galaxy’s premier (and legally ambiguous) space-fueling conglomerate! You’ve been assigned to P.IT.TS.T.O.P No.9875412,  a cornerstone of interstellar travel.  Your Role As an Interstellar Operations Associate, you’re the first and last smiling face our valued customers will see in light years. Your duties include but are no…