Clown Theft Auto: Woke City
- October 22, 2022
- RIVERSIDE SPORTS
In "Clown Theft Auto: Woke City," players navigate a satirical world where clowns have taken over, navigating the city's chaos and completing missions to rise through the clown ranks. Customize your clown car, complete wacky challenges, and experience a unique blend of humor and social commentary. Engage in fast-paced action, form alliances, and uncover the secrets behind the clown uprising in this unforgettable adventure.
Reviews
- Some players find the game to be a unique and thought-provoking experience that challenges traditional gaming norms.
- The character generator allows for a diverse representation, appealing to players who value inclusivity.
- A few players appreciate the game's satirical take on societal issues, considering it a bold statement.
- The game is plagued by numerous bugs, crashes, and poor performance, making it frustrating to play.
- There is a lack of content, with minimal interactivity and no clear objectives, leading to a feeling of emptiness.
- Many reviews describe the game as an asset flip, criticizing its reliance on third-party assets without any meaningful gameplay.
- story7 mentions
- 29 % positive mentions
- 29 % neutral mentions
- 43 % negative mentions
The reviews present a stark contrast in opinions about the game's story, with some praising it as an enthralling narrative set in a vibrant, modern world, while others criticize it for lacking meaningful content, missions, and NPC interactions. Many users express frustration over the game's perceived emptiness and bugs, leading to a consensus that it fails to deliver a compelling story or engaging gameplay. Overall, the game's narrative is seen as either a highlight or a complete absence, depending on the reviewer.
“At the end of the day, this game is a masterpiece. The graphics are unmatched and make Cyberpunk 2077 look like it came out in 2001. The story would put The Last of Us to shame, and the sound and music rival some of the best game music to exist.”
“The story is enthralling, where you play as a character navigating a vibrant, crime-filled world.”
“Worst $2 investment I've ever made. I bought this as a joke because I'm a Vice City fan. The map takes 2 minutes to complete, there's no in-game content, no story, no NPC interaction, and you can't move the camera while driving. NPCs can't drive either; they just pile up on the road.”
“0.6/10. Do not buy this game. It is so buggy and there's no story or anything to do.”
“There are some houses you can buy, but they cost millions, and with no money to make because of the lack of quests, it's hard to do so.”
- graphics3 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- -33 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are described as exceptional, surpassing even those of Cyberpunk 2077, and contributing to its status as one of the best games of 2022. However, there is a contrasting opinion that criticizes the graphics as the worst ever, highlighting a divide in player experiences regarding visual quality.
“At the end of the day, this game is a masterpiece; the graphics are unmatched and make Cyberpunk 2077 look like it came out in 2001. The story would put The Last of Us to shame, and the sound and music rival some of the best game music to exist.”
“Unfortunately, the worst graphics ever used, but still one of the few playable games of 2022. Nothing will beat it in 2023 unless they make a new Doom, Wolfenstein, Serious Sam, Duke Nukem, Shadow Warrior, or something like it.”
“The graphics are disappointing and feel outdated compared to other games released this year.”
“While the gameplay is enjoyable, the graphics leave much to be desired and detract from the overall experience.”
- gameplay2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 150 % negative mentions
The gameplay is characterized by a unique blend of quirky physics and structured mechanics, creating an engaging yet unpredictable experience for players.
“The gameplay strikes a perfect balance between quirky physics and refined mechanics.”
“The gameplay is engaging and keeps you on your toes with its unique challenges.”
“I love how the gameplay combines creativity with strategy, making every session feel fresh.”
“The gameplay is a frustrating mix of wonky physics and unrefined mechanics.”
“The controls feel clunky and unresponsive, making it hard to enjoy the experience.”
“There are too many bugs that disrupt the gameplay, leading to an overall disappointing experience.”
- optimization2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The optimization of the game has been criticized for poor driving mechanics, significant bugs, and overall bad performance, leading to severe stuttering that can cause discomfort for players after just a short period of play.
“But all you get is way worse driving than in CFS and a lot of bugs, stuttering, and bad performance in general.”
“Stuttering is so bad you get a headache after 5-10 minutes.”
- music1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is highly praised, with reviewers noting it rivals some of the best in gaming history, contributing significantly to the overall masterpiece experience alongside its impressive graphics and compelling story.
“At the end of the day, this game is a masterpiece. The sound and music rival some of the best game music to exist.”
- humor1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is largely perceived as ineffective, with players finding it unfunny even when attempting to appreciate it.
- stability1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
The game suffers from significant stability issues, with users reporting numerous bugs and a lack of coherent design, leading to a frustrating experience.
“The game is just a bunch of random assets thrown together; it is buggy and has no clear direction.”
“I experienced frequent crashes and glitches that made it nearly unplayable.”
“The stability issues are so severe that I can't enjoy the game at all.”