Dude Simulator
- July 13, 2017
- The_Kiddy
- 2h median play time
Dude Simulator is a non-linear sandbox game that lets you explore the world as a lazybone dude. With various activities like working out, destroying things, and driving cars, the game offers a unique experience of causing chaos while avoiding the police. You can also customize your character with different clothes and accessories. The lack of defined objectives means you can create your own adventures and have fun in a realistic yet humorous environment.
Reviews
- The game can be a fun distraction for a short period, especially for those looking for mindless entertainment.
- Some players find humor in the chaotic gameplay and enjoy the absurdity of the mechanics.
- It's inexpensive, making it a low-risk purchase for those curious about its unique concept.
- The game lacks content and objectives, leading to repetitive and boring gameplay after a short time.
- Many players report severe performance issues, including lag and poor graphics, making it difficult to enjoy.
- The controls are poorly explained, and the game feels unfinished, with many bugs and a lack of polish.
- story32 mentions
- 9 % positive mentions
- 69 % neutral mentions
- 22 % negative mentions
The game's story aspect is widely criticized for its lack of depth and engagement, with many users noting the absence of a coherent plot or meaningful quests. While some appreciate the humor and the moral themes presented, the overall consensus is that the game feels incomplete and lacks a captivating narrative, leaving players wanting more in terms of story development.
“Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
“Every choice I made had an impact on the overall story and showed me pieces of my character that even I have not realized.”
“This game has it all, a gripping story of one man.”
“The game features no proper level design or game/story flow/plot, and while some game formats can be amenable to this, they must be truly exceptional, where this is not.”
“There's no story, just a small place, kill people with guns and take their money, get more guns and get arrested, spending the next decade rotting in a jail cell.”
“If it was free I would give this game a positive review but the lack of effort, the horrible making of it, the crappy one-liner dialogue for the characters, and having no story and crappy NPCs make it look like it was made in a single day.”
- humor32 mentions
- 97 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 3 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely appreciated, with many players finding it hilarious and entertaining, particularly in interactions with NPCs and the absurdity of certain mechanics. However, some users noted that the humor can wear thin over time, and technical issues like low frame rates detract from the overall experience. Overall, while the game is considered funny and engaging, opinions vary on its long-term appeal and execution.
“The fact that they charge money for this game is hilarious.”
“It's hilarious and I love how you can just pee on people.”
“It's very fun and all the things people say about it are not true; it's very interactive with its surroundings and funny, and if you like ragdoll physics, this is a great game for you.”
“Annoying, unfunny, and way too bright.”
- gameplay27 mentions
- 11 % positive mentions
- 78 % neutral mentions
- 11 % negative mentions
The gameplay has been widely criticized for being extremely limited and repetitive, with many users noting a lack of engaging content and mechanics. Players report that the game offers little to no plot or storyline, and the mechanics, such as weapon purchasing and driving, are described as clunky and frustrating. Overall, the consensus is that the gameplay experience is underwhelming and not worth the investment.
“I have always wanted to be a dude, and the absolutely reality-warping gameplay this masterpiece of a game has definitely captured that.”
“And of course, the driving mechanics are amazing.”
“This game had next-gen gameplay, the type you would only see in the year 200754.”
“There's no actual gameplay or content.”
“Pretty fun game at first, though after about 5-10 minutes of gameplay there's nothing else left to do.”
“This game isn't really worth buying, you get around 40 minutes of gameplay but then it gets repetitive, it's not worth its price and can't be played properly.”
- graphics23 mentions
- 22 % positive mentions
- 65 % neutral mentions
- 13 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some players appreciating the simplistic and artistic style, while others criticize the low quality and poor framerate. Despite its visual shortcomings, a few users find the graphics decent for a small developer, suggesting that the game's charm lies in its goofy and quirky presentation rather than high-end visuals. Overall, those seeking high-quality graphics may be disappointed, but the game's unique aesthetic appeals to a specific audience.
“The graphics are visually pleasing though.”
“The simplistic graphics are an artistic touch that make this game all the more great.”
“The graphics are surprisingly decent for a game which is made by a small group of developers.”
“Despite its horrific framerate (7 fps on the lowest graphics), it's only walking around, shooting people, and fart noises.”
“And the graphics are absolutely horrible to look at.”
“10/10 if you love the random low frame rates, horrible voicing, and really low graphics.”
- music10 mentions
- 30 % positive mentions
- 40 % neutral mentions
- 30 % negative mentions
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players praising the soundtrack as amazing and enjoyable, while others criticize it for being repetitive or annoying. Despite the varied opinions, many agree that the music contributes positively to the overall experience, even if technical issues detract from gameplay.
“I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
“The soundtrack is amazing.”
“It's the best game on earth because of the music.”
“Terrible, the game is a rip-off. I waited 30 minutes and all that played was the annoying song in the trailer.”
“Stupid game, decent music, terrible lag; you can run through the window.”
“When I started playing, it crashed the first time booting up, and the second time I started it, there was really loud music during the tutorial.”
- grinding7 mentions
- 14 % positive mentions
- 43 % neutral mentions
- 43 % negative mentions
Players generally find the grinding aspect of the game to be excessive, often requiring a significant time investment that feels overwhelming. While some acknowledge it can be somewhat enjoyable, many describe it as repetitive and tedious, likening it to a typical trading card farming simulator.
“A bit grindy.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
“Just another trading card farming simulator, nothing else.”
- stability5 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game's stability is criticized for being buggy, with frequent glitches and issues such as falling through the map, which detracts from the overall experience. While some players find the glitches amusing, others report a lack of save functionality and overall boredom, leading to a general recommendation against purchasing the game.
“It's buggy, boring, and there are no saves - I can't recommend it.”
“If the glitches were patched, like falling under the map.”
“Do you want to play a game like Grand Theft Auto with the physics of Goat Simulator, but not as buggy?”
- optimization4 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 75 % negative mentions
The game's optimization has been widely criticized, with users reporting significant frame drops and overall poor performance, detracting from the enjoyment of the experience. Many players feel that the lack of optimization undermines the game's potential, especially for those who prioritize graphics and smooth gameplay.
“If you like games that have amazing graphics, are well optimized, and have an amazing captivating storyline, then this game is not for you.”
“Horribly optimized, and just not fun.”
“Worst optimization; I thought this game would be fun.”
“The game is optimized poorly; frames drop like a newborn baby.”
- monetization3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization of the game has been criticized as a cash grab, with accusations of plagiarism due to the lack of credit given to original artists and developers. Reviewers express disappointment, comparing it unfavorably to other games like Team Fortress 2.
“The developers didn't credit any of the artists and real game developers who created the assets, so this is plagiarism as well as a cash grab.”
“Not impressed by this game; Team Fortress 2 is better than this cash-grabbing trash pile!”
“I just realized this game is reminiscent of a cash grab.”
- emotional2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players report that the game evokes profound emotional responses, with some experiencing tears of joy and describing it as a masterpiece that elicits intense feelings unlike any other game.
“This game made me cry with joy.”
“No other game has made me feel as raw of emotions as this masterpiece has.”
- replayability1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game has a moderate replay value, with users rating it three out of five stars. While it offers some elements that encourage players to return, it may not provide enough variety or incentives for extensive replaying.
“The game offers incredible replay value, with multiple endings and choices that truly impact the story.”
“Every playthrough feels fresh thanks to the diverse character builds and random events that keep you on your toes.”
“I love how each run can be completely different, making me want to dive back in and explore new strategies.”