Christmas Elf Insult Generator

Smack the Elf and he'll insult you with a randomised, Christmas-themed, North-pole-style burn. These guys are pretty repressed, so don't expect anything too potty-mouthed! Fun fact… I first intended to make this back in 2011. It only took about 8 hours to build, but took me 12 years to finally get around to doing it. Some say I should have left it undone. Please post your favourite insults from th…