You Will Never Get This Achievement
- January 10, 2018
- Maximilian Ritters
- 5h median play time
Get on Steam"You Will Never Get This Achievement" is a unique indie game that offers a challenging experience for players. The game is designed in such a way that one particular achievement is impossible to obtain, adding an element of irony to the title. Players must explore various levels, solve puzzles, and overcome obstacles, but the focus soon shifts to discovering the secrets behind the unattainable achievement.
Reviews
- Easy to unlock all achievements, making it satisfying for achievement hunters.
- Quirky charm and humor that can provide a light-hearted experience.
- Simple gameplay that can be engaging for those who enjoy clicker games.
- Lacks meaningful gameplay and depth, often described as mindless and boring.
- Primarily designed for achievement farming, which detracts from its value as a game.
- Poor graphics and technical quality, resembling low-effort mobile apps rather than a PC game.
- graphics8 mentions
- 13 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 38 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are criticized for their simplistic and low-quality 2D vector art, which fails to impress and lacks substantial options for improvement. Reviewers note that the visuals resemble those typically found in low-effort mobile apps, falling short of the expectations for a PC game. Overall, the game's graphics are deemed mediocre and uninspired, reflecting a lack of skill and investment in visual design.
“3D graphics programming does require a degree of skill and competence, and unfortunately not all developers have the budget or talent to deliver this, despite 3D graphics cards hitting the mainstream in the 1990s.”
“While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic low-quality vector art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality.”
“The game features simple 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low-effort mobile apps.”
“Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing.”
- gameplay5 mentions
- 20 % positive mentions
- 20 % neutral mentions
- 60 % negative mentions
The gameplay is criticized for being minimal and lacking substance, with users noting that the game primarily serves as a platform for earning Steam achievements rather than offering meaningful challenges or a compelling experience. Overall, it is deemed to have little to no value as a game.
“It's just gameplay.”
“The only purpose of the game is for Steam achievements, and that's a real problem. Sure, some people love achievements, but achievements are a secondary aspect of gameplay, and not the sole purpose! This has absolutely no value as a game.”
“As far as an actual review goes, there is nothing to provide; the game lacks any story, any challenge, or any gameplay.”
“Not much in the form of gameplay, I'm afraid.”
- story3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 33 % neutral mentions
- 67 % negative mentions
The game is criticized for having no story, with reviewers noting a complete absence of narrative elements, challenges, or engaging gameplay.
“The game lacks any story, any challenge, or any gameplay.”
“There is no story.”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Reviews indicate that grinding in this game is excessively time-consuming and tedious, often leading to a frustrating experience rather than meaningful progress. Players suggest that it may require an unrealistic amount of time investment, making it feel more like a chore than enjoyable gameplay.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“Unless you’re looking for a quick, but tedious, pile of useless achievements, do not waste your money on this 'game'.”
- humor1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players find the game's humor appealing, particularly noting its interesting and funny themes that resonate well with achievement collectors.
“This game has an interesting and funny premise that keeps you entertained throughout.”
“The humor in this game is cleverly woven into the gameplay, making every moment enjoyable.”
“I love how the game incorporates witty dialogue and hilarious situations that always make me laugh.”
- stability1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Users report occasional bugs with achievements, but these issues typically resolve themselves after restarting the game. Overall, stability appears to be generally reliable.
“Some achievements were a bit buggy, but sorted themselves out when I closed the game and restarted.”
- music1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -300 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players have noted that the music in the game is engaging enough to enjoy independently, with some even opting to focus on the soundtrack while playing in a manual mode.
“I played the game the manual way and just listened to music the whole time.”
“The soundtrack is absolutely mesmerizing and enhances the overall experience.”
“Each track perfectly complements the gameplay, making every moment feel epic.”
“I played the game the godforsaken manual way and just listened to music the whole time.”
