Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates
- November 2, 2010
- Nitro Games
Get on SteamWoody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates is a side-scrolling action game. Take on the role of Woody, a two-legged table, as you battle hordes of zombie pirates and aunt-eating sharks. Use an array of weapons and power-ups to navigate through various levels and defeat bosses in this quirky, humorous adventure.
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Reviews
- Fun little game to kill time with, especially for high score challenges.
- Solid indie game with charming visuals and a nostalgic feel.
- Surprisingly neat and enjoyable for short play sessions.
- Repetitive gameplay with only one level that feels re-skinned.
- Controls are frustrating, making the game tedious and unenjoyable.
- Limited variety in enemies and music, leading to a dull experience.
- music14 mentions
- 14 % positive mentions
- 57 % neutral mentions
- 29 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with some players finding the repetitive violin track grating and annoying due to its constant looping across stages. Conversely, others describe the music as fantastic and nostalgic, contributing positively to their overall experience, despite the lack of variety.
“Oh no, I forgot, the music is great, it's fantastic.”
“The two hours I spent with the game almost seem like a dream to me now, the music, the graphics, the bosses, the memories. I can't exactly recommend the title, but it's most definitely a nostalgic one.”
“There is only one song of a violin playing and it loops too often and grates on the nerves.”
“It is repetitive beyond belief, even the music.”
“Same song for every stage and it is annoying.”
- gameplay6 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The gameplay is criticized for being boring and repetitive, with a tower defense style that involves shooting fast and collecting power-ups from defeated enemies. Players find it challenging yet dull, as the primary objective revolves around achieving high scores, leading to a lack of long-term engagement.
“The gameplay is very arcade-like, where you can shoot your cannons unrealistically fast and pick up power-ups from defeated opponents.”
“The only real objective is to beat high scores, which adds a competitive edge to the gameplay.”
“The gameplay features a tower defense style where enemies rush to the center of the map, and you must hunt them down.”
“It's boring, repetitive, and actually hard with the mechanics in place.”
“What kills this game is the gameplay; it is basically a tower defense style where enemies rush in to try to get to the middle of the map and leave, and you have to hunt and kill them all down. It's very arcadey, you can shoot your cannons unrealistically fast, and you can pick up power-ups from dead opponents.”
“The only real objective is to beat high scores, and the gameplay would get dull if you sat playing it for a long time in one sitting.”
- graphics6 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are generally described as nice and contribute to a nostalgic experience, although the overall recommendation for the title is mixed. Users appreciate the visual elements, but the focus seems to be more on the emotional memories associated with the game rather than its graphical quality alone.
“The two hours I spent with the game almost seem like a dream to me now, the music, the graphics, the bosses, the memories. I can't exactly recommend the title, but it's most definitely a nostalgic one.”
“Nice graphics.”
- story4 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 75 % neutral mentions
- 25 % negative mentions
The reviews indicate a lack of focus on the story, with one user noting that completing the story mode does not consistently unlock the next difficulty level, suggesting potential issues with progression. Overall, the narrative aspect appears to be underwhelming or not a primary focus for players.
“- Beating story mode does not always unlock the next difficulty mode.”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Many users find the grinding aspects of sailing and combat to be tedious, leading to a negative impact on their overall enjoyment of the game.
“The dealbreaker for me was that the sailing and combat were tedious.”
- replayability2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game has been criticized for its lack of replayability, with users noting that there are no incentives to replay, even for scoring purposes, as the scoring system appears to be malfunctioning.
“No replayability, not even for score since it seems to be broken.”
“No replayability, not even for score since it seems to be broken.”
