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Voltaire The Vegan Vampire

Voltaire the Vegan Vampire has some great genre bending ideas, but ultimately is too easy and rather repetitive .
71%Game Brain Score
gameplay, graphics
grinding, atmosphere
73% User Score Based on 118 reviews
Critic Score 60%Based on 1 reviews

Platforms

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About

Voltaire: The Vegan Vampire is an action-farming-roguelite game set in Transylvania, where players control Voltaire, a rebellious vampire who has chosen to follow a plant-based diet. Gameplay involves farming during the day with magical seeds to sustain Voltaire and battling enemies at night to prove that vampires can thrive without consuming blood. The game features hand-drawn art and a creepy, cute aesthetic.

Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
Voltaire The Vegan Vampire screenshot
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73%
Audience ScoreBased on 119 reviews
gameplay20 positive mentions
grinding36 negative mentions

  • The game features a charming art style and humorous writing, making it visually appealing and entertaining.
  • The unique blend of farming simulation and tower defense mechanics offers a fresh take on both genres, providing engaging gameplay.
  • The game is accessible and casual, allowing players to enjoy the experience without high stakes, making it suitable for a wide audience.
  • Severe balance issues lead to tedious gameplay, with resource management and crafting becoming overly repetitive and frustrating.
  • The game suffers from a lack of quality of life features, such as mass crafting and clearer mechanics, which detracts from the overall experience.
  • Difficulty spikes, particularly during boss fights, can be frustrating and lead to a sense of unfairness, discouraging continued play.
  • gameplay
    65 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay of "Voltaire: The Vegan Vampire" presents a unique blend of farming simulation and tower defense mechanics, which some players find engaging and addictive, while others criticize it for repetitiveness and a lack of depth. Although the game features charming visuals and humorous narrative elements, many reviewers note that the mechanics feel unpolished and can lead to a tedious experience, particularly in the latter stages. Overall, while the core gameplay loop shows promise, it requires further refinement and variety to enhance player engagement.

    • “And its main draw (the reason I was so excited to play it) is an actually unique gameplay cycle that blends farming sim with tower defense.”
    • “The mechanics are easy to learn, gameplay is kept interesting with the introductions of new baddies and plants, not to mention the jokes are great.”
    • “Really addictive gameplay, it's challenging, but even when you 'die' it doesn't feel like a big punishment; it's an interesting opportunity to change your skill tree if you wish and keep going.”
    • “But the lack of narrative effort, the lack of variation of what you do on every map, the short goal of every map, the lack of meaningful unlocks and variety of class mechanics.”
    • “In addition to the tedium in the latter half of the game, my gameplay experience was riddled with bugs.”
    • “The gameplay is simple and repetitive but in an addicting way.”
  • graphics
    38 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game are widely praised for their charming, hand-drawn art style and whimsical character designs, evoking a Tim Burton-esque aesthetic that enhances the overall atmosphere. While many players appreciate the cute visuals and creative artwork, some have reported technical issues, including graphical glitches and pixelation, particularly on the Steam Deck. Overall, the graphics contribute significantly to the game's appeal, though repetitiveness in gameplay may detract from the initial visual enjoyment.

    • “The game's artwork is a standout feature as the design of each character and element is incredibly detailed.”
    • “If Tim Burton and a vegan cookbook had a lovechild, it might look something like 'Voltaire: The Vegan Vampire.' Right from the start, the graphics caught my eye, giving off strong 'Don't Starve' vibes with their quirky, gothic charm.”
    • “Bringing an almost adorable Tim Burton-esque aesthetic, it's safe to say that this game has the 'it' factor.”
    • “I experienced frequent crashes, as well as everything from bizarre graphical glitches to confused monster models and obnoxious pinging crows.”
    • “Since the v1 release, the visuals are now all broken for me on the Steam Deck, very pixelated and distorted.”
    • “When I saw the HUD visuals were revised specifically for the Steam Deck to make them readable, I was very excited, but I was very disappointed to see how terrible all the character and HUD visuals were post-update.”
  • grinding
    36 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players generally find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and excessive, with much of the gameplay revolving around repetitive tasks like resource gathering and managing stamina. While the unique blend of farming simulation and tower defense offers some charm, many reviewers feel that the grind detracts from the overall experience, leading to a lack of balance and enjoyment as the game progresses. Despite its cute aesthetic and entertaining mini-games, the grinding can become monotonous, making it less appealing for those seeking a more engaging gameplay loop.

    • “Leaving the main base even briefly often results in major setbacks and the need to repeat tedious tasks.”
    • “It feels like 75% of the game is just running around the small area running into trees hoping for a bit of wood, or collecting food to eat so you can replenish energy so that you can spend said energy on watering plants, leading to an endless cycle of grinding.”
    • “While the game does have a few good features, I feel like the cons far outweigh the pros, and the major sticking point for me was what seemed like a very poor sense of balance leading to the back half of the game becoming a tedious grind with not much reward.”
  • story
    36 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's story, centered around Voltaire, Dracula's youngest son, offers a humorous and lighthearted twist on vampire lore, featuring charming dialogue and engaging quests. However, players have noted issues with quest tracking and a lack of depth in narrative development, leading to a mixed reception regarding its overall storytelling quality. While the art style and comedic elements are praised, some players feel that the story mode could benefit from quality-of-life improvements to enhance the experience.

    • “The storyline provides a lighthearted twist on vampire lore, adding depth and entertainment to the gameplay.”
    • “You just want Voltaire and his family to have a happy ending, and the game tells you this deliberately at the beginning, explaining that what you're about to experience is the story of a family.”
    • “The art style is absolutely lovely and the story is so funny.”
    • “The story is simple; Voltaire, Dracula's youngest son, feels the need to change his eating habits to a less carnal one.”
    • “Shallow story development: while the premise is intriguing, the narrative depth may not fully satisfy players seeking a more immersive experience.”
    • “There seems to be issues with the quests and tracking; it doesn't seem to pick up on either things I've done already or sometimes even after I've done them live after it becoming a new task.”
  • humor
    16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in the game is characterized by a unique blend of dark comedy and whimsical elements, often incorporating puns and witty dialogue that many players find entertaining. While the initial charm and humor can become repetitive after extended play, the overall narrative and character interactions provide a lighthearted twist on traditional themes, appealing to fans of quirky storytelling. However, some players may find the humor off-putting or overwhelming at times.

    • “This visual novel combines dark humor, vampires, and veganism.”
    • “Voltaire: the vegan vampire offers a refreshing, offbeat experience for fans of narrative-driven games and dark humor.”
    • “The writing is genuinely funny.”
  • music
    7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game is generally well-received, described as lively and thematically appropriate, complementing the cute and cartoony art style. While some users appreciate the cheerful and fun soundtrack, others express disappointment over the removal of certain songs for promotional reasons. Overall, the combination of music, art, and humor contributes positively to the gameplay experience.

    • “The art style is clean and nice, and I enjoy the music, themes, and the subtle humor.”
    • “Cute graphics and soundtrack, accompanied by fun dialogue and gameplay, got me through my first two weeks defending my crops with my two animal companions.”
    • “The artwork is fun and thematically consistent, and the music is cheerfully spooky.”
    • “And that they removed songs just for some 'YouTube stars' made it even worse.”
    • “The music is cheerfully spooky, but it lacks variety and can become repetitive.”
    • “While the game has a lively soundtrack, it feels generic and doesn't leave a lasting impression.”
  • stability
    3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Overall, users report mixed experiences regarding stability; while some encounter bugs, particularly when using an Xbox controller, others, like those playing on the Steam Deck, find the game runs smoothly.

    • “I'm playing on Steam Deck and it runs great.”
    • “The game has been incredibly stable, with no crashes or major bugs.”
    • “I've experienced smooth gameplay throughout, which really enhances the overall experience.”
    • “Also feels quite buggy with an Xbox controller.”
    • “Was looking for a chill game I could just zone out to, and this seemed to fit the bill, but it still seems a bit buggy.”
  • replayability
    3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players highlight the game's strong replayability, citing the inclusion of additional game modes and overall fun experience as key factors that encourage multiple playthroughs.

    • “The additional game modes meant that the game had a lot of replayability.”
    • “Voltaire is definitely a fun experience with a ton of replay value.”
  • atmosphere
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's atmosphere is characterized by a whimsical gothic aesthetic, enhanced by charming hand-drawn visuals and imaginative character designs that together create an engaging and immersive world.

    • “Whimsical gothic atmosphere.”
    • “Charming art style: hand-drawn visuals and whimsical character designs create an engaging and atmospheric world.”
    • “The whimsical gothic atmosphere feels more like a gimmick than an immersive experience.”
    • “While the game attempts a whimsical gothic atmosphere, it ultimately falls flat and lacks depth.”
    • “The whimsical gothic atmosphere is overshadowed by a lack of engaging elements, making it feel empty.”
  • character development
    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The character development is enhanced by a charming art style featuring hand-drawn visuals and whimsical designs, which contribute to an engaging and atmospheric world that captivates players.

  • emotional
    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The emotional aspect of the game is perceived negatively, with users expressing disappointment and a lack of engagement, indicating that improvements are needed to enhance their emotional connection to the game.

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2h Median play time
2h Average play time
2-2h Spent by most gamers
*Based on 1 analyzed playthroughs

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