Uncle Lachlan's 18 Christmas Eve

It was the night before Christmas, and all through the abode, there were children playing with their toy railroad. Lachlan heard in the dining room choo-choo trains plus some cheer, and thought to himself ‘what are the rules here?’ Then he got all the adults, they gathered with a moan. They didn’t want to play with trains, shares or stocks in their home. Unrelenting he gathered monopoly cash*, to …